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Discuss lottery at the Blue Jokes forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; A woman walks in to a bar and orders a bottle of champagne and two ...
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30-11-2010, 12:33 #1Senior Member
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A woman walks in to a bar and orders a bottle of champagne and two glasses. She pours two glasses, drinks one,
lifts her skirt, pulls the front of her panties out and pours the other glass over her cnut. The barman says "why did you do that?". The woman says " I just won 5 million pound on the lottery, and this is the only cnut that I am sharing it with".thegfunk likes this.
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10-02-2012, 19:17 #2
A fella runs in the house and shouts to his wife "pack your bags i've won the pools" she says" what" he says "pack your bags i've won the pools" she says "what do you want me to pack something light something heavy were are we going" he says "just pack them and fuck off"
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Bloke gets home from work and says to his missus, ' I fancy a night down the pub, get yer coat on'. His wife says,' your taking me out? Thats nice of you!' Bloke says, 'No, I'm turning the heating off!'
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.
Barman says "Is this some kind of joke"sirbhp likes this.
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