ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Tremaine** · 23-04-2012, 19:08

Originally Posted by IssacHunt

Really?

Allow me to retort.

I live in the Czech Republic, Moravia. The avatar pic was taken in February 2010 on a biz trip to Zarnovica in Slovakia. I'm a programmer and build websites for businesses. My real name is Andy, I'm ex REME and spent my last 3 Army years at 3 Cdo Bde Air Sqn Yeovilton in Somerset. I retired in 1990. The reason I'm in this country is because the beer is excellent and the fanny second to none.

I currently earn a fortune (relatively speaking) and have a nymphomaniac girlfriend 15 years younger than me, oh and did I mention the beer?

All the best and if you want to call me an Arse again then please do fill your boots cos I don't actually give a fucking toss.

Cheers,
Andy

I'll be in your area soon, for no real reason as I haven't thought one up yet. Give me a few days. You said something about fannyand beer.

and stares into the distance

**Nobby Sapper** · 23-04-2012, 21:14

I know you shouldn't laugh but...........
Its the way Michael Steip always wishes he could have recorded it.

Just brought to mind this though. Very apt.

**Schaden** · 03-05-2012, 04:26

**sirbhp** · 03-05-2012, 05:29

fucking brill my sides are hurting with me laffing, an its half five in the morning .

**wastedyouth** · 03-05-2012, 07:18

shit im having moral clash , funny as, but i shouldnt be laughing , poor cahnt , lolololololol

**zulusix** · 04-05-2012, 00:04

Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1

Does anybody know how to get Lamb Rogan Josh out of the inner workings of a laptop ?

Shouldn't mock the afflicted......................................... ............no,lets!!

Laughed more at this....