My husband is preparing to go to war. This is our journey.

A Modern Military Mother

Originally Posted by amodernmilitarymother

My husband is preparing to go to war. This is our journey.

A Modern Military Mother

If you get lonely while he's away, post some pictures of yourself on here, in skimpy underwear holding a banana and perhaps on all fours, looking over your shoulder. Make sure your hair is in pigtails.

Other than that, hope he comes home safely.

Please DO NOT post any seductive type photos.

Because you are a bit of a dog.

Military and RAF are oxymorons aren't they?

Are you an oxymoron Gremlin?

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it too!

Originally Posted by natotattie

Please DO NOT post any seductive type photos.

Because you are a bit of a dog.

Woof!

sucks teeth, shakes head

Originally Posted by amodernmilitarymother

Are you an oxymoron Gremlin?

To form an oxymoron you need two elements in juxtaposition.

You seem to lack the normally required sense of humour for a Forces Wife.

None the less, best of luck with the blog.

< sigh.....the brutal and licentious....bless >

Mx3 hi,

would it be fair to assume that you've made your number over on the Rear Party site ? Worth posting a link to the blog there.....they will also do their best to get you p1ssed and talk about stuff that boys can't handle.....emotions, motherhood, dealing with wasps and all that girly stuff ...... A lot of them have been where you are now......

( I imagine that you've had all sorts of grave fatherly advice from the Sation Media & Comms folk too ?)

Will follow the blog with interest - and FWIW, ....er.....welcome to Arrse.


Le Chevre

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Originally Posted by amodernmilitarymother

Are you an oxymoron Gremlin?

To form an oxymoron you need two elements in juxtaposition.

You seem to lack the normally required sense of humour for a Forces Wife.

None the less, best of luck with the blog.

I was thinking something along the lines of pretty ugly..... not Grem...lin

Do I? Thanks though.