Thread: From him to Sea lion

I've been asked frequently when and how I knew about my condition, so I thought I might try and put into words a little of the history of the Sea lion inside me.

I was a nine year old boy with a chisled chin and a lady pulling haircut, and I was a pupil at a certain small boarding school near Blackpool. There were only 100 - 120 boys, and 8 girls.and not a single sea lion. I remember once taking some costumes from a school play up to the attic. It was a dark and dusty space, with a strong smell of p1ssed in sea lion water. It's a smell I will forever associate with the realisation of who I am. I remember it so clearly. An inexorable drive, not to put the clothes away as instructed, but to try them on. It was a wet suit that had been made for a version of Flipper (Jaws without the musical bits). I put it on and realised that it felt - right. That's it. As clearly as that I realised that there was something not quite right with me. I was a boy, but I felt that this skin was what I should be wearing, I fcuking love mackerel too. At nine years old there was not sexual feelings involved, it just felt like the most natural thing in the world. Instinct, however, told me that no-one else would agree. I knew that it had to be a secret from the world. And so I kept it to myself. I used to sneak up to the attic store room whenever I had the chance, and balance a ball, make sea lion calls and bob my head up and down.

My parents moved back to the UK (I was a Crab Pad Brat) and I left the school at 13. We moved into a Married Quarter at USAF Fort Hampton near San Diego.. 13 miles from sea world. At 13 I was domesticated and regularly did the ironing for my mother whilst she was at work, or out with my father. My brother was away at a different boarding school, and my sister was four years younger, and was in bed long before me. It was the perfect opportunity. I must have looked ridiculous in my seal skin, using carboard and an old carpet tile as a dorel fin. I wore this as I did the ironing and felt like me. I remember not long later we moved to a house nearer Sea world. I managed to sneak in and swim amongst them, eat with them all but entertain the crowds, it was still a secret. It was fine. I was a 14 year old by now, and my parents rarely went into my room. Except for once. My mother called down to me. She had gone to flip the mattress in my room and found some fish bones. I have no idea how they got there Mum. Did she believe me? Who knows? She certainly never said any more about it. Just increased my fish intake and took me swimming in the sea.

I'm off to oil my skin, practise catching a stick etc

Will add more later



One mans journey...........

Otariidae

P-G, you have my utmost admiration. Some of us are still keeping our piscine habits secret, afraid of the scorn from so-called friend s and non-understanding family.... It takes a real man to admit to wanting to be a sealion.

All sounds a bit fishy to me

Originally Posted by Porridge_gun

Dad?

I share your pain mate, I long to be a Lion and have been growing my hair for ten years now, filing my teeth and growing my nails.....I've even considered lion skin tatoos but fear society is not ready to accept me for what I really want to be.

The fact that I look like a fcuking freak has nothing to do with anything.

Be proud of yourself

Originally Posted by Porridge_gun

Top moustache

P-G did you out clap every other proud parent, at your sons passing out parade.
I know you had a paddling pool to your self, but all those sympathetic fellow parents kept throwing you pollock.
Never mind at least your so knows his dad isn't a fishhead.

Originally Posted by Eggbanjo

I share your pain mate, I long to be a Lion and have been growing my hair for ten years now, filing my teeth and growing my nails.....I've even considered lion skin tatoos but fear society is not ready to accept me for what I really want to be.

The fact that I look like a fcuking freak has nothing to do with anything.

Be proud of yourself

Maybe you should get in touch with Tigerman - I'm sure he would support your transformation.

Thankyou folks for your support.

It makes my forward journey more bearable.

I'll write more tomorrow, but ODing on cod liver oil and sea lion hormones makes it difficult to write as it reminds me that I am still a man, having hands and not fins.

You lot sympathising with this loser make me sick, he isn't a real sea lion and can't possibly understand the depth of hatred and discrimination us genuine Zalophus Californianus face on a daily basis.

Underneath his 'sealskin' is nothing but a sweaty northerner with poor taste in dungarees and a inoperable genital wart condition, peel back my silky black skin and you will find nothing but GENUINE BLUBBER.

There is a term for people like PG

semen

Some of lead useful lives but many of us are forced in condescending displays for fat American tourists, blubber, they don't know the meaning of the word. A few of us are forced into the US Navy Mine Warfare Team, how is this fair?








Unite behind the banner



Smash the state, fair distribution of fish now

Ha ha I'm being taken seriously, and so I should be.

I note my plight has been stickied, thankyou to the moderator and the site, the COs and all my friends for backign me in my journey.

I am starting the AFSLDSAAOCYMWTB (Armed forces sea lion, dolphin, shark and any other creature you might want to be) comittee, we can then lobby people....... about stuff....... and get bishops and shepherds and architects on board.

Getting all this in the open has been the best thing I've done.

Pervert. You make me sick. And what's more, it's my taxes and those of other decent, hard working people that are paying for your transformation into a Sea Lion.

There should be a public register for people -- er -- animals -- erm -- things like you.

Yours sincerely,

Capt Jan H******n
OC 3 Para Mortar Platoon

Not coming from the public purse, its coming from my own wages.

I'll have some leave etc, but work will have to adapt to me when I return and woe be tide any cnut that doesn't accept me

Some body needs a long posting to the FI

Originally Posted by DavetheApe

Pervert. You make me sick. And what's more, it's my taxes and those of other decent, hard working people that are paying for your transformation into a Sea Lion.

There should be a public register for people -- er -- animals -- erm -- things like you.

Yours sincerely,

Capt Jan H******n
OC 3 Para Mortar Platoon

You're in big trouble now, there's bound to be some hypocritical, interfering padre who gets outraged on behalf of others around here somewhere.