ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Porridge_gun** · 14-02-2010, 13:21

Ha ha I'm being taken seriously, and so I should be.

I note my plight has been stickied, thankyou to the moderator and the site, the COs and all my friends for backign me in my journey.

I am starting the AFSLDSAAOCYMWTB (Armed forces sea lion, dolphin, shark and any other creature you might want to be) comittee, we can then lobby people....... about stuff....... and get bishops and shepherds and architects on board.

Getting all this in the open has been the best thing I've done.

**DavetheApe** · 14-02-2010, 13:35

Pervert. You make me sick. And what's more, it's my taxes and those of other decent, hard working people that are paying for your transformation into a Sea Lion.

There should be a public register for people -- er -- animals -- erm -- things like you.

Yours sincerely,

Capt Jan H******n
OC 3 Para Mortar Platoon

**Porridge_gun** · 14-02-2010, 13:40

Not coming from the public purse, its coming from my own wages.

I'll have some leave etc, but work will have to adapt to me when I return and woe be tide any cnut that doesn't accept me

**tropper66** · 14-02-2010, 13:42

Some body needs a long posting to the FI

**stacker1** · 14-02-2010, 13:45

Originally Posted by DavetheApe

Pervert. You make me sick. And what's more, it's my taxes and those of other decent, hard working people that are paying for your transformation into a Sea Lion.

There should be a public register for people -- er -- animals -- erm -- things like you.

Yours sincerely,

Capt Jan H******n
OC 3 Para Mortar Platoon

You're in big trouble now, there's bound to be some hypocritical, interfering padre who gets outraged on behalf of others around here somewhere.

**Porridge_gun** · 14-02-2010, 13:46

Not if you want to get any work out of me.

That would be like putting a jock on smack island or putting a puff up a c0ck tree.

Its difficult as it is, I may rejoin and ask for a two year posting to FI once my transgression is complete

**DavetheApe** · 14-02-2010, 13:47

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by DavetheApe

Pervert. You make me sick. And what's more, it's my taxes and those of other decent, hard working people that are paying for your transformation into a Sea Lion.

There should be a public register for people -- er -- animals -- erm -- things like you.

Yours sincerely,

Capt Jan H******n
OC 3 Para Mortar Platoon

You're in big trouble now, there's bound to be some hypocritical, interfering padre who gets outraged on behalf of others around here somewhere.

I expect he'll get his imaginary friend in the sky to have a word with me....

Or worse.... extra E & D training!!

**ooooh_matron** · 14-02-2010, 13:47

Originally Posted by Porridge_gun

Not coming from the public purse, its coming from my own wages.

I'll have some leave etc, but work will have to adapt to me when I return and woe be tide any cnut that doesn't accept me

You weren't born with whiskers, and I find it morally repugnant that you feel you have the right to change yourself physically to overcome your obvious mental condition. It's against God's will and I for one hope that the Cuban doctor who does your Otariidectomy makes a mistake and turns you into penguin.

**shortarms** · 14-02-2010, 13:48

Get a grip man. You fucking FREAK!!!

**stacker1** · 14-02-2010, 13:48

Originally Posted by DavetheApe

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by DavetheApe

Pervert. You make me sick. And what's more, it's my taxes and those of other decent, hard working people that are paying for your transformation into a Sea Lion.

There should be a public register for people -- er -- animals -- erm -- things like you.

Yours sincerely,

Capt Jan H******n
OC 3 Para Mortar Platoon

You're in big trouble now, there's bound to be some hypocritical, interfering padre who gets outraged on behalf of others around here somewhere.

I expect he'll get his imaginary friend in the sky to have a word with me....

Or worse.... extra E & D training!!

Last time it was the police that had a word, but thats equality for you.