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**Bowser-Mong** · 27-04-2008, 10:22

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

I've had sex with myself in the back whilst flying in both Ireland, UK and Kuwait.

Poked a trout in a Mk9 in 664s hanger and a Air Hostess in Mk7 at the 664 Medievil banquet just after we killed that chicken.

Had a sly one off the wrist in the back of a Gazelle in BATUS.....

All you have ever managed to have sex with is either yourself or a blowup doll.

**beefer** · 27-04-2008, 11:04

Originally Posted by jonwilly

Memory says a Lancer, it was a tale told by the Old Hands when I wuz but a Pup.
Long time ago but my Lord seems to ring a bell.
john

If it's the Jim I think it is then he was 15/19 Lancers - he was a great boss too, but that was much later in Germany.

**jonwilly** · 27-04-2008, 23:25

Auid was one of the pilots at that time.
john

**Carlos_Hathcock_II** · 28-04-2008, 00:04

Was seeing a shag happy Air Troopett in Bosnia in the late 90's, when she was based at DJ Barraks we used to pop into the air frames that were closed down for the night and partake of certain rituals....

Photos to prove!

Then she went to Banja Luka, didnt quite have the same effect.

Then she would hop on the cabby flight around the country to get dropped of at my location in the morning and picked up again in the eve or next day. She probably noshed off the pilot(s) for that! Dirty little minx!!!!

**MightyGem** · 28-04-2008, 20:23

It is a well known fact that Bowser Mongs w@nk in the back of helicopters and wipe the "spent" where tech & pilots put their mits.

Bugger. I thought it was just my hands being a bit sweaty. :(

**Achmed** · 29-04-2008, 08:04

Originally Posted by MightyGem

It is a well known fact that Bowser Mongs w@nk in the back of helicopters and wipe the "spent" where tech & pilots put their mits.

Bugger. I thought it was just my hands being a bit sweaty. :(

Moral of that story never, but never get the ground crew to get your cab out for a "test Flight" on friday afternoons after 1500hrs.......LoL

**jonwilly** · 29-04-2008, 23:41

I remembers when Mr. Angry himself came back to NI looking for his old shag bag from Angelo only to find she had married the Reem Tiff.
A Mr Angry in a dangerous condition.
john
Tiff went into hiding.

**20NOV1917** · 13-05-2008, 18:03

Originally Posted by beefer

Originally Posted by jonwilly

Memory says a Lancer, it was a tale told by the Old Hands when I wuz but a Pup.
Long time ago but my Lord seems to ring a bell.
john

If it's the Jim I think it is then he was 15/19 Lancers - he was a great boss too, but that was much later in Germany.

Much as it pains me to say anything related to the cav, they were hussars not lancers, but hey, they all be donkey wallopers anyway so i'll get back in my box.

On a different matter, I recently had to introduce someone to the delights of trials in a certain trials squadron. Bloody nightmare trying not to step on the skid strut as i was getting acquainted from behind!