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Discuss One for the Paras..... in Aviation on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge Hi 2,3 up,2 3 down... I should have credited it. From L Miller (Jan 2010): funny air traffic controllers quotes and amusing aviation conversations But I still won't be going to ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge View Post
    Hi 2,3 up,2 3 down... I should have credited it. From L Miller (Jan 2010): funny air traffic controllers quotes and amusing aviation conversations But I still won't be going to the Traf after my "cluck, ckuck" remark...
    Dont worry about the Traf, they're all old cunts and you could 'avem with one eye tied behind your back
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    Arabic, from 'kafara'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkNinja View Post
    Another myth?

    The one that grips me is the famous (usually after you have told them your Para Regt) " Well me and my mates from the RCT went into the Queens blah blah blah................ and there was 11 Paras in hospital - we got in shite with the CO mind you"
    That is definitely a myth, it happened in the George and there was at least 15 of em

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    Quote Originally Posted by rgjbloke View Post
    Ready for anything! That's how to do it. If an aircraft engine had blown up and I was wearing a parachute, I wouldn't have hung around either. That's coming from a fully paid up member of the "why leave a perfectly airworthy aircraft before it reaches the ground" brigade. This aircraft was an exception to the rule.
    It doesn't strike me as being 'perfectly airworthy'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guzzijon View Post
    It doesn't strike me as being 'perfectly airworthy'.
    That's why it was an exception!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oyibo View Post
    Arabic, from 'kafara'.
    Which, directly translated means: 'Fuck, I'm in the wrong thread'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guzzijon View Post
    Which, directly translated means: 'Fuck, I'm in the wrong thread'.
    Err. Correct. How the fuck did that happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge View Post
    Hi 2,3 up,2 3 down... I should have credited it. From L Miller (Jan 2010): funny air traffic controllers quotes and amusing aviation conversations But I still won't be going to the Traf after my "cluck, ckuck" remark...

    Thanks for that....I've just read it.....too many mistakes in there. Somebody made it up!

    Where & what is the Traf?
    What the Cluck are you on about?
    Have you absconded from Broadmoor?
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    My cluck cluck was aimed at the jumpey-boys and I don't want to have to take 'em on and pulp 'em

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