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    Are you sure your name isn't K*v*n H**hs!?
    The harder the fighting and the longer the war, the more the infantry and in fact all the arms, lean on the Gunners - Field Marshal Montgomery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    You're not a lady, either!
    You laugh like one.

    "If I had a pony I'd get it to stamp on your scrawny neck"
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    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    I knew it.............Nice one Lid !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    You laugh like one.

    "If I had a pony I'd get it to stamp on your scrawny neck"
    "Chestful of medals? With your chest it would be one miniature!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by dennyrossiter View Post
    I knew it.............Nice one Lid !!!!!
    What the fuck are you on about?

    A lid is something you put on a saucepan when it's about to boil over.

    Are you claiming to know me?

    Have you had all your jabs?

    I di speoilink lisuobns her he.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    "Chestful of medals? With your chest it would be one miniature!"
    I'm going to get a big man to come round to yours and hit you with a very, very big stick.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Quote Originally Posted by dennyrossiter View Post
    Lad,were I come from, we say hello first, get to know a person, then take the piss !!!!!!!
    So cute, are you single, or do you have daughters and sons?

    Do you like the Brotherhood of Man?

    (c) Ironduke
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    New bloke comes on here with good enough intentions, tries to make friends, gets bullied.

    It's a story that is destined to repeat itself throughout history, in all corners of the Arrse empire.

    Brings a tear to my (japs) eye.
    One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.


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    Good morning Den. I see you have met the site regulars.

    Scallywag are you?

    Don't suppose you've seen my Avatar anywhere?
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Do they do RoPs in the AAC?
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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