Thread: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
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16-03-2010, 14:00 #1
Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
I noticed that the Sun are serialiseing her book I wonder if it will be as good as "Apache" in which she also appears, its due out soon
And to think, I had no Idea I could bring so much fun and frivolity to others
There are two types of people that dislike me,
the envious and the stupid
HAPPY NOW
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16-03-2010, 14:04 #2
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
I’ve killed more than Harold Shipman, Jack The Ripper and Myra Hindley put together.
Extract HereHELP FOR HEROES
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.
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16-03-2010, 14:09 #3
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
why would you liken yourself to sick child killers?
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16-03-2010, 14:15 #4
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
great arse!
Ezekiel 25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.
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16-03-2010, 14:16 #5
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
So the SCUM can serialize it?
Originally Posted by RoyogtheRovers
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
Scribbler of long and boring stories since 2006 with most of them chucked in HERE.
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16-03-2010, 14:16 #6
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
Professional rivalry, I know...it isn't a pretty sight.
Originally Posted by RoyogtheRovers

Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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16-03-2010, 14:19 #7
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
I'm not sure about Harry Shipman though.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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16-03-2010, 14:19 #8
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
Because you want to sensationalize your book and sell more copies?
Originally Posted by RoyogtheRovers
Because you're not just a mindless automaton, and occasionally reflect on things you've done?
Just a couple of ideas.
Vote for Change. Pedobear '09
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16-03-2010, 14:20 #9Senior Member
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Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
Like this bloke we are not allowed to talk about:
Originally Posted by mistersoft
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...an-a-hero.html
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16-03-2010, 14:20 #10
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
Is that really her on the cover? I have my doubts.
But agree sparky8.
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16-03-2010, 14:21 #11
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
Hang on! Harold Shipman was doing us all a favour bumping of those grannies. His only fault was taking their money!
Originally Posted by Cuddles
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16-03-2010, 14:25 #12
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
And Jack the Ripper was just misunderstood.
Originally Posted by box-of-frogs
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
Scribbler of long and boring stories since 2006 with most of them chucked in HERE.
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16-03-2010, 14:26 #13Senior Member
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Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
And as such wasn't a child killer, his efforts bump up the age average so its ok.
Originally Posted by box-of-frogs
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16-03-2010, 14:27 #14Senior Member
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Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
I disagree. I read that part too and thought it was the most stupid comment I've read. She was on about how cool it was to kill everyone in a gridsquare IIRC, surely it would be cool to offer your guys support on the ground instead of portraying yourself as someone who likes killing people, and as for the 'I've killed more people than Myra Hindley' comment, that put me off. Trying to beat Myra Hindleys kill count? It's a little bit off scale to me, Hindley killed helpless children, she kills insurgents trying to kill our guys on the ground. Perhaps, 'I've killed more people than Rambo' would have been sensationalizing and less offensive. Sexist I know, but to me, it also sounds very wierd to hear of a woman bragging about killing people. I don't know, these are only my opinions that sit on probably the wrong side of the fence than most.
Originally Posted by iamalondoncrab
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16-03-2010, 14:27 #15
Re: Charlotte Madison Apache Pilot
"During the daring Jugroom Fort rescue, Charlotte became the first British pilot since WWII to use all her ammunition in one mission."
Now this sounds a dodgy claim"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha" - Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw MC
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