"God makes me feel pain because I cheat at darts."

Shacks, pub in Krefeld where you got a Steak breakfast after being on the piss all night in CK's, 2000.

Said shortly after approaching the dartboard to retrieve his darts, violently sneezing, which caused him to headbutt the wall & then twatting his head off a wall lamp when his head came back up. The cheating cunt...............

Stupidity is like nuclear power.
It can be used for good or evil.
And you really don't want to get any on you.

I read Arrse - that's not an alternative to palmestry

I have no idea what weapons will be used in the next world war... but I do know that world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones. A Einstein

PER ARDUA

We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
The shame will always be with us.

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility; but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger.