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**theoriginalphantom** · 04-04-2008, 16:17

The saga continues,

this is the delightful sight of 2 bbq's and an old wheelbarrow being used to burn all the crap from the garden. The neighbours will have been incredibly impressed with the amount of smoke and soot this generated on the first day of the year they could all get their washing on the line without it freezing solid.

Despite all rumours we did not get a visit from the fire brigade.

**Bootifull** · 04-04-2008, 16:27

Be sure to order your copy.....

New addition for 2008....Sluggy's Garden

**sjb615** · 15-04-2008, 10:06

I like gardening very much. Who would like to come to my BBQ on Sat this week. My crazy paving partys are a right hoot.
Please bring your own black plastic bin bags and shovel.

**The_Snail** · 15-09-2008, 20:17

Originally Posted by Bootifull

Be sure to order your copy.....

New addition for 2008....Sluggy's Garden

Mimi - bring your gardening wellies this weekend, you've got a lot of work to do!!!!

**RABC** · 20-09-2008, 08:10

It looks after the fire - or were you hosting a Jungle warfare course ??

**sparksmalarks** · 20-09-2008, 08:15

he improvised adapted and overcame i'd say

**The_Snail** · 21-09-2008, 12:09

Originally Posted by sparksmalarks

he improvised adapted and overcame i'd say

thats not funny

**The_Snail** · 28-02-2009, 03:41

Oh, and it cost me £400 to get it all sorted eventually, and Dean and his chaps did a nice job on it.

**commzmeanzbombz** · 09-03-2009, 17:57

Hello Green fingered types, I have a request:

I am after a small patch of land somewhere around Amesbury/Salisbury in Wiltshire to grow some veg and place a couple of beehives.

I have been told to bugger off by the salisbury allotment people as a resident of Amesbury I am not entitled to an allotment in Salisbury Centre.

I have also registered with the River Cottage Land Share scheme but that doesn't become active until later this year.

I know this is a long shot but if anyone knows of a plot in the area I would be willing to negotiate a small fee for the right area.

Cheers in Advance, CMB

**The_Snail** · 26-05-2011, 23:53

Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

Following a successful day of mixing drinking wine and using garden power tools in the rain, the cunning idea of an arrse gardening club was suggested.

So here we have the thread for all your horticultural tips, ideas and questions.

The first tip is never ever let The Snail use your electric hedge trimmer unless you want the cable to be a foot shorter than when you started.
(insert your own jokes about trimming her bush, getting wet etc etc)

for a small fee the Ground Farce Team will visit your garden and destroy it utterly.

Unfortunately, it looks worse than that now. All help needed for the bank holidee weekend. Thanking you tar.