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    Judging by most of the photos on this thread, some of you need to employ a cleaner or a fucking respirator. You dirty cunts.

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    Is it one of yours Monty?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveAlpha View Post
    Judging by most of the photos on this thread, some of you need to employ a cleaner or a fucking respirator. You dirty cunts.
    Fuck off shithead!!
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    Do the shake and vac for fuck's sake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TopBadger View Post
    Here is a question for you dog lovers... is there a 'manly' non-shedding dog that trains well you can recommend? Clearly I don't want a small yapper or a poodle.

    I'm after something medium sized that I can take on longish walk without looking queer as fuck that won't leave hairs everywhere...
    I 'met' just thing for you at the weekend - a Parson's Jack Russell X English Bull Terrier.

    All the bounce and mischief of a one year old JR with an extra stone or so of bone and muscle and an up armoured head and jaws.

    Cracking dog and manly as hell but I'm glad I don't own it, I've only got the one house!

    Thing is tho your missus will be too busy sweeping up the damage and shopping for replacement furniture, fixtures and fittings to worry about a few shed hairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    I 'met' just thing for you at the weekend - a Parson's Jack Russell X English Bull Terrierm

    All the bounce and mischief of a one year old JR with an extra stone or so of bone and muscle and an up armoured head and jaws.

    Cracking dog and manly as hell but I'm glad I don't own it, I've only got the one house!

    Thing is tho your missus will be too busy sweeping up the damage and shopping for replacement furniture, fixtures and fittings to worry about a few shed hairs.
    Haha! Brilliant. Will be a cracker! wait until it starts to have it's 'mad half hours' as only Bullys can do it.. funny as fuck, but get out of the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TopBadger View Post
    Here is a question for you dog lovers... is there a 'manly' non-shedding dog that trains well you can recommend? Clearly I don't want a small yapper or a poodle.

    I'm after something medium sized that I can take on longish walk without looking queer as fuck that won't leave hairs everywhere...
    No problem, get the dog of dogs, a Scottish Terrier, doesn't shed, isn't needy, looks good, has a healthy set of choppers, and a large bark, but isn't yappy.

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    Mine constantly loses hair and as it's a black and white dog, black clothing is a magnet for the white hairs! I am absolutely amazed, at how much hair she can lose and not be fucking bald!
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    My sister had a Great Pyrenees-Dalmation mix that shed all the time, same problem with the white hairs. The dog was named Dick, which would bring conversation to a halt when you looked down and said, "Bloody hell. I'm covered in Dick hairs again..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash MacTavish View Post
    My sister had a Great Pyrenees-Dalmation mix that shed all the time, same problem with the white hairs. The dog was named Dick, which would bring conversation to a halt when you looked down and said, "Bloody hell. I'm covered in Dick hairs again..."
    Could have been a bitch called Fanny!
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