Discuss ARRSE Curry Putney - the rematch at the ARRSE Social, Events & Networking forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Still good for it.
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,camel blue in one hand,wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE !!!!!!!!!!!
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.
And without trying to sound like loony (FFS you haven't met me yet, but you can tell already????), I will be heading back the the 'shot when they kick my arrse out of the Boozer and can offer at least 2 spare seats (I shan't be driving myself (Blind & pissed not conducive to good road craft!)if anyone wants kicking out along the A3,just shout; likewise if anyone wants taking in (from along the same route), I'll be getting there for , Oh wait . . . . . . I asked that already didn't I
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,camel blue in one hand,wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE !!!!!!!!!!!
And without trying to sound like loony (FFS you haven't met me yet, but you can tell already????), I will be heading back the the 'shot when they kick my arrse out of the Boozer and can offer at least 2 spare seats (I shan't be driving myself (Blind & pissed not conducive to good road craft!)if anyone wants kicking out along the A3,just shout; likewise if anyone wants taking in (from along the same route), I'll be getting there for , Oh wait . . . . . . I asked that already didn't I
Sorry can't get all the way down there does that mean I also can't take the P1ss out of K13eod or can I just PM someone who is attending some insult? Has someone been nominated for this duty(insult K13eod by proxy duty NCO)?
Sorry can't get all the way down there does that mean I also can't take the P1ss out of K13eod or can I just PM someone who is attending some insult? Has someone been nominated for this duty(insult K13eod by proxy duty NCO)?
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,camel blue in one hand,wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE !!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry can't get all the way down there does that mean I also can't take the P1ss out of K13eod or can I just PM someone who is attending some insult? Has someone been nominated for this duty(insult K13eod by proxy duty NCO)?
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