Discuss Joining the RMP? in ARRSE Social, Events & Networking on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon
Interesting to see this in the social events and networking thread - In the RMP you'll have no friends and never be in invited to any social events.
Well son, some ...
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About LinkBacks- 24-06-2012, 16:58 #31Senior Member
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Well son, some things just work in reverse. You is barred from my pub for being a cnut.
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Let it go, ron. You'll feel better for it, trust me. Originally Posted by oldmanron "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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Truth be told that Good Ole Bertie B, Britain's greatest asset did say never to nick a drunken squaddie who came quietly... just get near to their lines and drop them off. And S/SGT BB was a golden bloke. Originally Posted by oldmanron
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no shit sherlock!! thought that was obvious-thats why they have their own bars/clubs even if theres on 2 on camp!! Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon What you see is what you get-aint you the lucky one!!!!!!
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Just had a big fat glass of wine and watched 5 mins of songs of praise and now am cool,calm and colleceted-will now chill thinking of good calming thoughts-but monkeys are still cunts of the first order and thats a god given fact !! However if any want to buy me a drink at the northern crawl and discuss this i am entirely mercenary and after a few free drinks i might change my opinion
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I didn't know you were coming, be great to meet you. Originally Posted by oldmanron Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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Jarrod are coaching him? Please tell me no date rape will be involved? I was only RMP V but... but... Originally Posted by jarrod248
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So far YES-just waiting for final hols from company to come back but will be glad to share a pint with all !! Originally Posted by jarrod248 What you see is what you get-aint you the lucky one!!!!!!
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Since the OP's now put an identical post in the correct forum this is locked.
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