Discuss NEXT CRAWL in ARRSE Social, Events & Networking on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by DozyBint
Head-wounds are great for blood production, aren't they! Did anyone render first-aid or were they too busy passing out? Do you have concussion or are you just in your normal post-crawl ...
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Dozy - you know me far too well. Ghost Rider was very good with the sticking plaster and apparently the blood will come out of the carpet.
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Did we mention that the Bull bought a Skoda yesterday - he is most proud of it as well.
I have got some nice red streaks in my hair.
- 04-09-2005, 09:23 #52
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The Slug's glasses are beyond NHS sticky tape repair - they have been reduced to crystals! Originally Posted by DozyBint But have you stuck The Slug's glasses back together with sticking-plaster, a la the mong kids at junior school? Originally Posted by Ghost_Rider the Bull and smooj ran away at the first sight of blood. Ghostie did the "sticking plasters" repair attempt. Naafi chick went on a "broken glasses" recce, and came back with at least 4 pieces. Sideshow Bob is definitely in the house! Originally Posted by DozyBint 
DO NOT RESPOND TO ANY USER WITH THIS MEDAL BLOCK!!
- 04-09-2005, 10:26 #53
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Erm i'm noticing that the majority of abuse is being directed my way and NOBODY has yet mentioned Smooje and Dale swapping Saliva or cuddling up on the ferris wheel like a pair of lovebirds.
And by the way we didnt leg it due to our fear of blood we merely wanted to clear the crime scene and got ourself an alibi just incase.
He didnt remember to bring it back he actively tried to fob it off on me at the earliest oppertunity and onlybrought it back because i couldnt remember where ghostie lived so i'd rather let him wander round the wilderness. I dont want you people thinking smooje is nice here he's not. Originally Posted by Dale the snail One sunday as mother was repainting the house a a cunningly worded invitation to join WWII arrived.
"Just fancy" said mother "of all the people in the country they chose you"
Laughingly i felled her with a right cross.
- 04-09-2005, 10:35 #54
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I think you will find I was clinging on for dear life. Originally Posted by Thebull140
And nobody has mentioned that my t-shirt looks better on me than it does on you..................
- 04-09-2005, 10:38 #55
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You used your tongue as an anchor?! Originally Posted by Dale the snail I think you will find I was clinging on for dear life. Originally Posted by Thebull140
And nobody has mentioned that my t-shirt looks better on me than it does on you..................
& did no-one warn you that Bully has a penchant for wearing women's clothes?
- 04-09-2005, 10:40 #56
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Bugg*r, missed a cracking party, from the sound of things.
Ah well, maybe next year.If you can't take the RAF, you shouldn't have joined a joke.
- 04-09-2005, 10:41 #57
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Excuses excuses. And i'll have you know i looked DAMN good in your T shirt. My belly poking out the bottom was tipping the ladies over the edge. From what i remember slug you were veritably moist last night and the only thing i can think of that caused it was me in your clothes Originally Posted by Dale the snail I think you will find I was clinging on for dear life. Originally Posted by Thebull140
And nobody has mentioned that my t-shirt looks better on me than it does on you.................. One sunday as mother was repainting the house a a cunningly worded invitation to join WWII arrived.
"Just fancy" said mother "of all the people in the country they chose you"
Laughingly i felled her with a right cross.
- 04-09-2005, 10:44 #58
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Where's the photographic evidence? All the other crawls have had an official photographer (damnit!) :D Originally Posted by Thebull140 Excuses excuses. And i'll have you know i looked DAMN good in your T shirt. My belly poking out the bottom was tipping the ladies over the edge. From what i remember slug you were veritably moist last night and the only thing i can think of that caused it was me in your clothes Originally Posted by Dale the snail I think you will find I was clinging on for dear life. Originally Posted by Thebull140
And nobody has mentioned that my t-shirt looks better on me than it does on you..................
- 04-09-2005, 10:50 #59Senior Member
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Originally Posted by DozyBint Where's the photographic evidence? All the other crawls have had an official photographer (damnit!) :D Originally Posted by Thebull140 Excuses excuses. And i'll have you know i looked DAMN good in your T shirt. My belly poking out the bottom was tipping the ladies over the edge. From what i remember slug you were veritably moist last night and the only thing i can think of that caused it was me in your clothes Originally Posted by Dale the snail I think you will find I was clinging on for dear life. Originally Posted by Thebull140
And nobody has mentioned that my t-shirt looks better on me than it does on you..................
By the sounds of things, the pictures would have been to graphic for the gallery.
There are not too many strong stomachs around on a Sunday.SNAFU (Situation Normal All Fcuked Up)
- 04-09-2005, 10:51 #60
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I think you will find, my dear, that there is a difference between "moist" and "p*ss wet through". Still I suppose that Smooj won't have to have his annual shower before November now. Originally Posted by Thebull140 Excuses excuses. And i'll have you know i looked DAMN good in your T shirt. My belly poking out the bottom was tipping the ladies over the edge. From what i remember slug you were veritably moist last night and the only thing i can think of that caused it was me in your clothes
Would you like chips with that salt???
We do have some photographic evidence somewhere, but I think the camera smashed when Ghostie took a photo of the fat lasses on the Bungie Jump.
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