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22-02-2012, 21:21 #151Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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22-02-2012, 21:38 #152
Season ticket, 2 of.
You can wear your Hunters, Barbour and Moleskin tweeds but if you ask for a Prawn
Sandwich on our Row in the stand, you could well be chastised by the two Geordies
in the adjacent seats......evil fcukers but when you get to know them, they really
are very jolly fellows. Psst...they bring a Bottle Single Malt, every game. Each.HNC in Profanity,
HND in Depravity,
Masters Degree in Insanity.
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22-02-2012, 21:47 #153
I vote for Blackpool. Never been there but the funfair with candyfloss, kiss-me-quick hats and all that shite sounds like a right larf.
Come the evening, we'll be off our tits anyway and won't really care what the drinking establishments are like."A longer yellow streak than a herd of diuretic camels."
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22-02-2012, 21:52 #154Ah, amateur imbiber!Come the evening, we'll be off our tits anyway and won't really care what the drinking establishments are like.HNC in Profanity,
HND in Depravity,
Masters Degree in Insanity.
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22-02-2012, 21:59 #155
Apart from going to music gigs, I've never been out in Manchester at night so that would be an adventure. Leeds was a good night out 20 years ago, no idea what it's like now! Either are a better option than Blackpool!
"When I want to lose weight, I'll trim my beard!"
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22-02-2012, 22:00 #156
You will be greatly disappointed mukker!
It's just a festering overpriced shithole with no redeeming features what so ever!
As for the not caring what the pubs are like. If you enjoy drinking with hundreds of fucked up porridge wogs, off their heads and gibbering incoherent shite, while their bitches shriek and curse at full volume, while projectile vomiting or kicking seven shades of shit out of each other. Then crack on mate you'll have a blinding time
Catch a train to a plane
to a place overseas.
Over clouds over fields
over rivers and trees.
And they're serving me coffee
to put me at ease.
'Cos I'm drifting without you
borne on the breeze.
From my home!

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22-02-2012, 23:32 #157
Why don't we just go to wakefield again? It's in the middle of the country easy to get to, and we've been there before. Its cheap etc. Do we have dates yet?? I'm a busy man.

Chosen job - cunt
10 meters swimming - passed
Driving licence - passed
Literacy - you can read this can't you?
Numeracy - 1+1=2
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23-02-2012, 00:28 #158
I've never been there but the Mem Sahib has, she says it's a good night out. She knows more about shifting drinks than most ARRSErs so I'll take her word for it!
Wakeys fine by me, or anywhere else. The date is more important really as we have quite a few commitments this year.
Just spent £90 on jerseys for this year's AvN let alone tickets!'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!
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23-02-2012, 00:32 #159In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" -Unknown
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23-02-2012, 00:34 #160Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara


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