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Discuss Salisbury Area Social at the ARRSE Social, Events & Networking forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I don't know if we will get enough numbers to warrant a full crawly thing ...
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    I don't know if we will get enough numbers to warrant a full crawly thing as listed above. However I am sure we can raise some dosh on the night.

    What do people fancy, a meal and drinks or just getting lashed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Do you mean your son?
    Yes, my son, that I fathered when I was 5. Your maths needs a bit of work.
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    Will be in Cranwell 02 Mar


    Edited to add: then away until 12 Mar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    Yes, my son, that I fathered when I was 5. Your maths needs a bit of work.
    Better than your Shakespeare though.
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    Can my mate come?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatman View Post
    still up for a meet whether or not B&T chooses to go the full Crawl route outlined in that very old post...Dale tells me the last crawl in Salisbury was in 2004
    2005 my dear. The first Christmas one was 2004.

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    ( tell that bird with the tray she ain't getting in dressed like that - the very idea....anyone would think it was ...I dunno...WORCESTER or somewhere...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatman View Post
    ( tell that bird with the tray she ain't getting in dressed like that - the very idea....anyone would think it was ...I dunno...WORCESTER or somewhere...)
    If you look in the gallery, that photo is named "Tranny or Fanny", and what she didn't realise was that we were "liberating" her Jelly Shots whilst the lads were chatting her up.

    You'd gone by then, with your fascinating mate.........
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
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    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    I'd be up for it if it was March 3rd.
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    How come you didn't black nasty Bigbird? And why are you calling her Fanny?
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