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Discuss Beers, again, Sat the 17th of Dec London at the ARRSE Social, Events & Networking forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert
Christ, it's a marathon, not a sprint.
PA look after WC ...
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16-12-2011, 09:35 #41Senior Member
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PA look after WC as he's a country boy and not familiar with your fancy Southern ways.
Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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16-12-2011, 16:09 #42Senior Member
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He'll soon learn. Originally Posted by postman_twit
Chosen job - cunt
10 meters swimming - passed
Driving licence - passed
Literacy - you can read this can't you?
Numeracy - 1+1=2
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16-12-2011, 18:00 #43Senior Member
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He can't run a marathon but can munch his way through a few! Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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16-12-2011, 18:03 #44Senior Member
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He'll be in good company then Originally Posted by postman_twit
He can't run a marathon but can munch his way through a few!
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16-12-2011, 18:09 #45Senior Member
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The Maidens aren't that big, mate Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert
He'll be in good company then
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" -Unknown
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16-12-2011, 18:12 #46Senior Member
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Christ! How big is he?! If he's gonna be scaring all the slappers that I'm trying to get into away, then he can drink somewhere else! ;) Originally Posted by Joker62
The Maidens aren't that big, mate
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16-12-2011, 18:20 #47Senior Member
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Oi!! Built for stealth not speed. Can still out drink PRT (which to fair to him isn't difficult).
postman_twit likes this.We trained hard - but it seemed every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganising, and what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while actually producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralisation.
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16-12-2011, 18:27 #48Senior Member
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My 4 year old niece can probably out drink PRT. Originally Posted by wedge_cadman
rebel_with_a_cause and postman_twit like this.
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16-12-2011, 18:33 #49Senior Member
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Yet again you have rung up duties and consulted my shift roster and picked a date when I cant go. Yes it is one of my rest days BUT it is the Christmas Party (Policeman's Ball?).
I hope it is freezing and a total cack night out. And you get nicked. And burgled.
Regards
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16-12-2011, 18:36 #50Senior Member
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You can go, but you'd prefer to spend it with a bunch of uniform fetishists instead, a bit like your time in the RAF Regt really Originally Posted by sittingstress
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" -Unknown
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