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**Arters** · 25-10-2011, 21:01

I will not be joining you for your drinkey-poo in War-wick, mainly coz I think you are

all Southern Jessy boys who drink Witch piss and eat all that foreign muck, so, fcuk you

I'm off for a Beef in Black Bean Sauce with Green Peppers....reit Yorkie Gromf.

**steven seagull** · 25-10-2011, 21:01

Originally Posted by Miner

My wife has got friends that live in Warwick, so I could crash there.

Although the husband is a recovering alcoholic. So piling into their house at stupid o'clock, singing the Hedgehog Song, whilst having followed through and wearing a traffic cone on my head might not go down well.

Saying that mind, he fell off the wagon last week, so he may be up for joining us. I bet he know's all the best places to drink.

He appears to have begun scouting.
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**Miner** · 25-10-2011, 21:04

^ Ah, you know him too. ;)

**dingerr** · 25-10-2011, 23:03

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

So let me get this straight? If I am a wheeler and I need a shite, I have to find my way to the District Council Offices, find somebody human who can speak English and bend down to my level, pay £4 then find a toilet that has a 'radar key?

Tell you what. How about I just sit in the street in my chariot and fucking shit myself? Maybe jam my hand down my strides, get a scoop of shite and throw it at anything that moves you patronising fucking cunts

It's all in the prep, you can apply for the key prior to needing a shit, whoever written proof is required, tipping up with no legs is no proof of disability, that said, if you are a doddering old fucking coffin dodger who isn't disabled, just fucking old, they'll fall over themselves to accommodate you.