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Discuss Introduce Yourself in ARRSE Social, Events & Networking on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Daggonet Hey ya'll, been lurkin for a few days, wish i found this site before i bought some gear... would've saved me a couple quid Smack rats get everywhere.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daggonet View Post
    Hey ya'll, been lurkin for a few days, wish i found this site before i bought some gear... would've saved me a couple quid
    Smack rats get everywhere....
    Dishonour before death!!
    My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.

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    Great site. Glad I joined. Settling in nicely
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    Quote Originally Posted by techno-spastic View Post
    You're 123? Christ, I thought I was old!
    Your a fucking crow!!

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    Been reading posts on this site for a while decided to join in recently.

    Now i am addicted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoffreyBarrack View Post
    ......... but be assured I'm not one of those delusional muppets who has watched Platoon so many times that they can recite Charlie Sheen's monologue, and sleeps in his DPM's. I know the type though.
    You won't fit in at all then. We spend all our time wearing old faded combats festooned with higher rank badges than legitimately attained.
    Not only Platoon, but you must also know "Full metal Jacket" backwards and own the full boxed set of "Ultimate Farce".
    Owning an ex-Army Landy is also a must have.


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    You will be.

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    Hi, Been on the site couple of days now, loving the site.
    Currently training to re-enlist after being out of the Army for nine years.
    the names Peter

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    Hi, my name is Brian and I`m an alcoholic. Joined the Royal Signals in 75 and did basic training at 11 sig Ousten bks and then trade training at catterick with 8 sigs. 77 posted as rtg to 4 armd div hq and sig regt. 80-81 Ni with 14 Int coy and then on to 7 sig regt till 83 when I lost my sense of humour and got out. Worked 12 years as an ASA in Herford and then got made redundent and retrained as a nurse and work now in a geriatric hospital near Herford. I feel a lot better now having got that off my chest.
    I get enough sex, life fucks me everyday.

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    HI Guys
    Only done 3 years a while ago but was young and knew every thing and once in i grew up and got to know a little for real.
    Best 3 years of wake up call and working hard i ever had my old man pushed me in the right direction as all of our family went in for a stint done me the world of good and grew up in a hurry and best of all got some DAMN FINE MATES out of it.

    Hi Guys glad to be a member !!!

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    Hi, my name's XXXXXX XXXXXXX and I'm a Sgt. in the XxXX Rgt., but I have spent time with the X.X.X of course. My interests are black nasty, Red Stripe, Gucci kit and being second in at Embassies.

    I get accused of being a Walt, but I allow it as it fools the others... hold on, gotta go, Mummy's got my tea ready.
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    Been a registered member for ages on here but never really been on. Going to Pirbright in a few week for to start Phase 1 then onto Royal Signals, can't wait.

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