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26-09-2010, 18:18 #41Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,camel blue in one hand,wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE !!!!!!!!!!!
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26-09-2010, 18:22 #42
Ahem, young lady, what is that supposed to mean??????
I am a fine upstanding* member of the arrse community I will have you know.
*Until Fwuffy gets me on the sambuca and tequila, and Scoobs FORCES me to have cheeky vimtos and then I tend to fall over, but have never been hospitalised. Almost arrested (several times - remember I've been going on these crawls since 2004) but not put in a hospital bed. I don't think so anyway......"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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26-09-2010, 18:24 #43
Snail, remind me to get you a few sambucas then!!!
Deo patriae regi
God country King
There is one unalterable difference between a soldier and a civilian: the civilian never does more than he is paid to do."
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26-09-2010, 18:28 #44"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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26-09-2010, 18:32 #45
I remember, thats why I want a rerun.
Deo patriae regi
God country King
There is one unalterable difference between a soldier and a civilian: the civilian never does more than he is paid to do."
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26-09-2010, 18:53 #46
Oh, suddenly got brave enough to try and get me into a cab have you?????
The first crawl (2004) was recce'd by Beebs and myself and I nearly lagged myself waiting for a cab outside a gay bar. The actual crawl - Greengrass puked up and we left CPunk in the bogs at the chinese and I have no recollection of getting back to Beebs' that night.
The 2005 Christmas Crawl we got kicked out of Shades for "Naked Bar".
Do I need to carry on?
Oh, and in my defence for the plinth thingy - Scoobs got me drunk beforehand and put 3 bottles of Chardonnay into the Camelbak that Maka was carrying. It was her who left the bottles in the Princess of Wales on Villiers Street.
She's a right bad influence she is.Last edited by The_Snail; 26-09-2010 at 18:55.
"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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26-09-2010, 18:57 #47
wow who mentioned me getting you in a taxi???
I aint that brave,Deo patriae regi
God country King
There is one unalterable difference between a soldier and a civilian: the civilian never does more than he is paid to do."
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26-09-2010, 19:28 #48
Dependant upon workload, it's a definate maybe.
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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26-09-2010, 20:18 #49
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26-09-2010, 20:24 #50"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11


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