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    Gremmers are we having polo shirts for the crawl

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    Quote Originally Posted by guzzler View Post
    Gremmers are we having polo shirts for the crawl
    Not after last years fiasco (mainly my fault I should add). I'd rather the money went straight into a whip round tbh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    And showing a complete lack of brain power, he completely fucks the joke by including the correct answer!
    Oh yes. I forgot. Whoops. Honest.
    Last edited by therealbigdizzle; 25-10-2010 at 04:14.

    my friend is going to ask you some questions. personally, I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here and end up inside a pork pie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Not after last years fiasco (mainly my fault I should add). I'd rather the money went straight into a whip round tbh!
    does that mean we're doing without a phantom buffet as well then?

    my friend is going to ask you some questions. personally, I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here and end up inside a pork pie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by therealbigdizzle View Post
    does that mean we're doing without a phantom buffet as well then?
    You organise the next fkin crawl then, fuckwit!! St Georges day is all yours!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joker62 View Post
    You organise the next fkin crawl then, fuckwit!! St Georges day is all yours!!
    Bad form ... there are fuckwits out there who will be offended by that!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joker62 View Post
    You organise the next fkin crawl then, fuckwit!! St Georges day is all yours!!
    I'll organise St Georges day if you like? It will be on March the 1st though

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I'll organise St Georges day if you like? It will be on March the 1st though
    Cracking suggestion bach!

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    A crawl organised by TRBD?

    Sounds great - it could start off in a draughty scout hut with weak orange squash and the "tuck shop" open to sell drumstick lollies. Once it had really got started the big kids could go to the park to share a cigarette and can of cider between 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Duke View Post
    A crawl organised by TRBD?

    Sounds great - it could start off in a draughty scout hut with weak orange squash and the "tuck shop" open to sell drumstick lollies. Once it had really got started the big kids could go to the park to share a cigarette and can of cider between 4.
    followed by a 30 second presentation on his military experience........25 secs of which would be about the BFA attachment.

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