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  • Yes, I fancy clogging the roads for a meet.

    41 39.81%

  • No, why would I even consider such an existance?

    28 27.18%

  • I'll come if I can use my basha and a bivvy bag.

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Discuss ARRSE Camping and Caravan Club at the ARRSE Social, Events & Networking forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Monty417 No thanks, I don't piss myself, yet. It was more like ...
  1. 12-08-2010, 13:29 #321
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    No thanks, I don't piss myself, yet. It was more like a sort of extreme wet fart, just a bit of pebble dash really.
    No, no, no. You're supposed to go camping on the continent not incontinent.
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!

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  2. 12-08-2010, 17:27 #322
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    No, no, no. You're supposed to go camping on the continent not incontinent.
    I'm sorry this topic strayed into the urinary, otherwise I would have packed a Tena-Bloke pad with Mr H ... just in case.
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  3. 12-08-2010, 17:50 #323
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    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist View Post
    I'm sorry this topic strayed into the urinary, otherwise I would have packed a Tena-Bloke pad with Mr H ... just in case.
    Don't worry, I'll stick a Weetabix down the front of his pants, it'll make him look more macho as well.

    Don't ask who'll finish up eating it.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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  4. 12-08-2010, 18:11 #324
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    Don't worry, I'll stick a Weetabix down the front of his pants, it'll make him look more macho as well.
    Ahhh ... I see you know that trick as well
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  5. 13-08-2010, 17:11 #325
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    Bump - Just in case anyone has missed it!
    PM Legs for details
    Catch a train to a plane
    to a place overseas.
    Over clouds over fields
    over rivers and trees.
    And they're serving me coffee
    to put me at ease.
    'Cos I'm drifting without you
    borne on the breeze.
    From my home!

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  6. 13-08-2010, 17:24 #326
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    Mr Hamilcar is now in the care of Ms Pogo-Sticks.

    Be nice to him, and her ... they have other work to do after "Op Fall-over"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    If Grey Mafioso and her henchwoman Eva Braun on crutches look at me even slightly swivel eyed, the bear fucking gets it. He'll be WO2 Fredbear. Muhahahaha!! ...fuck! followed through there.
    You touch "my" Bear and G_M and I will personally strap you to the ground and pluck every single hair on your body with tweezers *evil giggle*
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  8. 13-08-2010, 17:35 #328
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    I see she's offering to abuse CrashTest with her 'Purple Punisher' probably just 'Rabbiting' though.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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  10. 13-08-2010, 18:49 #330
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    Sounds like a fun weekend ahead. It could be on YouTube, or even "Cops on Camera".

    Be gentle with the Bear!!!
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