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    Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Certain members of Arrse who live in Cornwall (yeah, I know, pointy heads, webbed fingers and toes, inbred, blah blah) have expressed a wish to welcome Arrsers to their county for a long weekend of fun, beer, food and more beer :D . This to take place on a Bank Holiday weekend in either May or August, it will take place in the vicinity in the south of Cornwall, particularly the Camborne area which has some great beaches nearby. A poll is included.
    The Knights Templar - Gods Own Special Forces, kicking arrse in the sandy places in days of yore.

    Don't take any lip off him chef, make him have seconds - Unknown Scaley, Aldershot cookhouse dinner queue

    No good asking him what's in the pies, he's ACC not CID - Anonymous

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Might well be up for either....but will not know until dreckly!!

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Quote Originally Posted by trelawney
    Might well be up for either....but will not know until dreckly!!
    I love that phrase, Dreckly, it denotes Cornish time down to a tee :D
    The Knights Templar - Gods Own Special Forces, kicking arrse in the sandy places in days of yore.

    Don't take any lip off him chef, make him have seconds - Unknown Scaley, Aldershot cookhouse dinner queue

    No good asking him what's in the pies, he's ACC not CID - Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ShnCW012s

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Do we have to bring our own OMD80,wood and yellow handbags?........lol
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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Will there be fair maidens with large breasts
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted
    Will there be fair maidens with large breasts
    I'm sure we could find you a local inbred with large breasts :D

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Yayyeee! Any excuse to wear a rubber suit. CLICKY
    Get orf moi Land!

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Quote Originally Posted by kernowpuss
    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted
    Will there be fair maidens with large breasts
    I'm sure we could find you a local inbred with large breasts :D
    ...and without a 'sqint' eye!

    He did say it was in the Camborne area.....which is worrying.....just so that you know Portreath Beach will be a NO GO as the Surf Life Saving Club nearly burnt down on Bonfire Night and my sister who is bonking 2 firemen, one from White watch and one fro Blue watch tells me that they will not allow any form of fire/BBQ on the beach ever again!!!!

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Asuming I am not being bollocked left right and centre at the factory, I could go for either. August for preference but May might be equally workable for me.
    I'm not always this cynical. I am usually worse...

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Isnt the May bank holiday Run to the Sun? In which case it will be a flipping nightmare to get down there.

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Quote Originally Posted by trelawney
    Quote Originally Posted by kernowpuss
    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted
    Will there be fair maidens with large breasts
    I'm sure we could find you a local inbred with large breasts :D
    ...and without a 'sqint' eye!

    He did say it was in the Camborne area.....which is worrying.....just so that you know Portreath Beach will be a NO GO as the Surf Life Saving Club nearly burnt down on Bonfire Night and my sister who is bonking 2 firemen, one from White watch and one fro Blue watch tells me that they will not allow any form of fire/BBQ on the beach ever again!!!!
    Bring your sister!!!

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67
    Quote Originally Posted by trelawney
    Quote Originally Posted by kernowpuss
    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted
    Will there be fair maidens with large breasts
    I'm sure we could find you a local inbred with large breasts :D
    ...and without a 'sqint' eye!

    He did say it was in the Camborne area.....which is worrying.....just so that you know Portreath Beach will be a NO GO as the Surf Life Saving Club nearly burnt down on Bonfire Night and my sister who is bonking 2 firemen, one from White watch and one fro Blue watch tells me that they will not allow any form of fire/BBQ on the beach ever again!!!!
    Bring your sister!!!
    No she will be busy with Red watch I expect...and she has a squint eye!!

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma266
    Isnt the May bank holiday Run to the Sun? In which case it will be a flipping nightmare to get down there.
    There is the option of already being there Enig ma if you know somebody to stay with.

    Also May Bank Holiday could be when Rugby County Day at Twickenham is on so if Cornwall reach the Final lots of the inbreds will be in London...if they do that is where I will be!

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    will there be space for a gob $hite like me

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    Re: Cornwall Summer Beach BBQ Extravaganza

    Quote Originally Posted by trelawney
    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma266
    Isnt the May bank holiday Run to the Sun? In which case it will be a flipping nightmare to get down there.
    There is the option of already being there Enig ma if you know somebody to stay with.

    Also May Bank Holiday could be when Rugby County Day at Twickenham is on so if Cornwall reach the Final lots of the inbreds will be in London...if they do that is where I will be!
    I get this...its a ploy to get some fresh blood into the county! Im sure some kind soul will offer me a bed Trelawney

    Count me in for the bash please, depending on date.

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