ARmy Rumour SErvice

Why is all the Rum gone??

ARRSE - slamming the wasps from the pure apple of truth.

"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

ARRSE - slamming the wasps from the pure apple of truth.

The pen is mightier than the sword - until you meet someone who has knowledge of simple chemistry, metal forging and ballistics.

Be warned: I bear malice.

Chosen job - cunt
10 meters swimming - passed
Driving licence - passed
Literacy - you can read this can't you?
Numeracy - 1+1=2

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Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes. Vel vos utor Google

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

Chosen job - cunt
10 meters swimming - passed
Driving licence - passed
Literacy - you can read this can't you?
Numeracy - 1+1=2

"Intrigued by the mysterious case of the MI6 agent, he asked his daughter Izzy, 16, to climb inside an identical North Face bag to test his theory."