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Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there

Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam - Hannibal, 200 BC

I want Britain to be back British - EDL Moron, Apr 2011

Oh, where are you coming from, soldier, gaunt soldier,
With weapons beyond any reach of my mind,
With weapons so deadly the world must grow older
And die in its tracks, if it does not turn kind?

'You are Infantry, you are cannon fodder, GET OVER IT!' WO2 Wilkinson

And to think, I had no Idea I could bring so much fun and frivolity to others

There are two types of people that dislike me,
the envious and the stupid

HAPPY NOW

We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
The shame will always be with us.

HAD ENOUGH OF CIVVY STREET TIME TO GET FIT AND BACK IN GREEN


"I can't carry on Staff !"
"Can't ?, can't means won't and won't means jail!"

What has antlers and bleeds? STAG ON!

"Zorro would batter Darth Vader if it came to a fight, the asthmatic twat."

When teachers try to teach, nurses try to nurse, small businesses try to serve their clients and the police try to arrest criminals, there is always a regulator or three breathing down their necks. Conservatives want to make people's lives easier.
John Redwood