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    Senior Member REgards's Avatar
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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Not your Lambo was it Arby?
    It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by arby
    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1284783,00.html

    nevermind p1ssing on mongs, this really facks me off. It also appears judges struggle with basic maths.
    You just don't understand!

    It was the owner of the Lamborghini's fault that his car was vandalised! He, one of the rich property-owners, mocked this down-trodden lad by owning such a vehicle and it was only right that his property be criminally damaged to pay him back for such vulgar flaunting of his wealth...


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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    I thought from the title of this thread that this was a competition that you could enter. I thought I stood quite a good chance.

    Never mind.

    I think people with twenty grand sports cars are cnuts too.

    Edited to add, in the light of subsequent posts

    £150k?

    On a car?!

    Blimey.

    A right cnut.
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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Spot on Dozy - however, if it was an Aston Martin DB9 I'd say the little prick should be hung, drawn and quartered for defacing a work of automotive art!

    Edited to add can Dilfor tell me where I can get a new Lambo for twenty grand?
    It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    What really gets me is why does he only pay £1000 when he did £20000 damage? or did I miss a bit?

    The chav twit
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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dilfor
    I think people with twenty grand sports cars are cnuts too.
    Christ knows what you think of people with £150,000 cars! ;)

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by arby
    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1284783,00.html

    nevermind p1ssing on mongs, this really facks me off. It also appears judges struggle with basic maths.
    and what makes you think the judge should have made the poor bloke pay the full amount of damage????

    it wasn't his fault, he probably came from a broken home and had a hard life in when he was put in care!!!!

    think before you judge :D
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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by REgards
    Spot on Dozy - however, if it was an Aston Martin DB9 I'd say the little prick should be hung, drawn and quartered for defacing a work of automotive art!
    Ooooooh, I'd have boiled his testicles in acid had he done that!

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    Quote Originally Posted by REgards
    Spot on Dozy - however, if it was an Aston Martin DB9 I'd say the little prick should be hung, drawn and quartered for defacing a work of automotive art!
    Ooooooh, I'd have boiled his testicles in acid had he done that!
    Hopefully with aformentioned chav still attached? Then when the skin is raw and bleeding set the pigs on him! (Hannibal stylee not the police)
    It’s a lovely idea, to get out of this stupid, Fairtrade, Brown-stained, Mandelson-skewed, equal-opportunities, multicultural, carbon-neutral, trendily left, regionally assembled, big-government, trilingual, mosque-drenched, all-the-pigs-are-equal, property-is-theft hellhole and set up shop somewhere else. But where?

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    admittedly, anyone who drives a lambo is fairly low down the food chain. I think his community service will be promoting "rights for nonces" in prisons.

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    You just don't understand!

    It was the owner of the Lamborghini's fault that his car was vandalised! He, one of the rich property-owners, mocked this down-trodden lad by owning such a vehicle and it was only right that his property be criminally damaged to pay him back for such vulgar flaunting of his wealth...

    Dozy, your real name's Frankie Hulme, isn't it?

    Quote Originally Posted by REgards
    Spot on Dozy - however, if it was an Aston Martin DB9 I'd say the little prick should be hung, drawn and quartered for defacing a work of automotive art!
    Astons? Cars for poofs, IMO :D
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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by _Artemis_
    Dozy, your real name's Frankie Hulme, isn't it?
    Nah, I was just practicing for if I ever fancied changing my career and becoming a community out-reach worker or some such... :D

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by _Artemis_
    Astons? Cars for poofs, IMO :D
    please :P in pink with manhateing biach keyed into the paintwork .... its a dadaism thing fecking walter benjamin
    hols 4 heros money well spent

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    The fact that he could afford the car in the first place would suggest that he has a very good job or rich parentage. Which can only mean, he must have been a c**t to some poor c**t in the past and therefore the c**t deserved it. :D

    Jealous? Of course not, Im happy with my roller skates.

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    Quote Originally Posted by Dilfor
    I think people with twenty grand sports cars are cnuts too.
    Christ knows what you think of people with £150,000 cars! ;)
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