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Discuss split from at the The ARRSE Hole forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by DozyBint You just don't understand! It was the owner of the Lamborghini's ...
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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    You just don't understand!

    It was the owner of the Lamborghini's fault that his car was vandalised! He, one of the rich property-owners, mocked this down-trodden lad by owning such a vehicle and it was only right that his property be criminally damaged to pay him back for such vulgar flaunting of his wealth...

    Dozy, your real name's Frankie Hulme, isn't it?

    Quote Originally Posted by REgards
    Spot on Dozy - however, if it was an Aston Martin DB9 I'd say the little prick should be hung, drawn and quartered for defacing a work of automotive art!
    Astons? Cars for poofs, IMO :D
    Storm the Citadel

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by _Artemis_
    Dozy, your real name's Frankie Hulme, isn't it?
    Nah, I was just practicing for if I ever fancied changing my career and becoming a community out-reach worker or some such... :D

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by _Artemis_
    Astons? Cars for poofs, IMO :D
    please :P in pink with manhateing biach keyed into the paintwork .... its a dadaism thing fecking walter benjamin
    hols 4 heros money well spent

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    The fact that he could afford the car in the first place would suggest that he has a very good job or rich parentage. Which can only mean, he must have been a c**t to some poor c**t in the past and therefore the c**t deserved it. :D

    Jealous? Of course not, Im happy with my roller skates.

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    Quote Originally Posted by Dilfor
    I think people with twenty grand sports cars are cnuts too.
    Christ knows what you think of people with £150,000 cars! ;)
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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    STOP PRESS....

    New contender for cnut of the year has been found.....

    All competition have been left standing in their crushed sports cars by this amazing display of self-aggrandising waltishness......

    And the winner of this year's Cnut of the Year is...............

    StevenPreece (author and ex-Bootneck - apparently)







    See yesterday's rash of posts all about him. Cnut.

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Cheers 5.56short: When I joined the Corps it was 7.62 and SLRs. We trialled the SA80 5.56mm weapons in the arctic in the late 80's and they were crap. The barrels were bending with the heat exchange during live firing and they easily got clogged up with snow. However, apparently it was the way to go!! :D



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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by ukdaytona
    Id like to nominate the two PCSOs in this report

    'Two police support officers looked on as a boy of ten drowned because they had not been trained to deal with such an emergency. '

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...e_id=1770&ct=5

    This is a dispicable state of affairs when Community Support Officers do nothing.... they should be named, shamed and sacked
    No crime being committed, therefore no targets being met.
    blah

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by ukdaytona
    Id like to nominate the two PCSOs in this report

    'Two police support officers looked on as a boy of ten drowned because they had not been trained to deal with such an emergency. '

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...e_id=1770&ct=5

    This is a despicable state of affairs when Community Support Officers do nothing.... they should be named, shamed and sacked
    Training not required, spineless utterly spineless.

    JJ
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    It's alrite for Youse, some of us have to get te work

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    Re: contender for cnut of the year?

    Quote Originally Posted by DozyBint
    Ooooooh, I'd have boiled his testicles
    For free !!!!! I pay good money for that :D

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