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**intothesilk2** · 11-07-2007, 14:30

I had a load of the little barstewards in my loft. Tried all sorts of tricks to get them. Done it in the end though, using of all things Peanut Butter. I purchased some rodent sticky pads and baited them with Peanut Butter in the middle. Sure enough I kept checking the pads and hey presto one of them had succumbed to the smell and went onto the pad "WHAMO", once on there they cannot get off. I do'nt know who was more suprised him or me!. He screeched like hell as I picked up the pad and dashed his head against the wall. I then dumped him in the dustbin. I caught 5 of the beggers and have had no problems since. Best of luck.

**Flagrantviolator** · 11-07-2007, 14:36

First, leave a morsel of half-bad meat in the kitchen sink. Then pour up to 1 L chlorine bleach in sink. While it is soaking in, make sure house is air-tight. After 5 mins. or so, mix in 1L lye-based drain cleaner. Stir well. Trust me, this is irresistable to the little fkcers. Now turn on the central air, as the mix stinks to fuck, and you dont want it building up in there. Go upstairs and wait until you hear the poor mousy squealing in pain. THere, you've done it . Problem solved. All the best to you and yours, FV

**Wobblyhead** · 11-07-2007, 14:37

Found a couple of the bu@@ers in my garage once. Deployed dog...not as lazy as a cat and more pound per square inch jaw power.
Be prepared for a little bit of destruction though once the chase hots up (What the dog lacks in nimbleness is more than compensated by their sheer determination).

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 11-07-2007, 14:39

Look. Sod the bloody mice!!! What about my PrepViagra thingy? I am on a promise here, with Grizelda from the cookhouse, and she won't wait all day. She has pans to scrub before she goes and tows the water bowser back.

**Ancient_Mariner** · 11-07-2007, 14:49

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Can I borrow your Viagra and Preperation-H? Does the combination make your piles stick out?

Don't know about the impact on piles I'm afraid. What I do know is that you should never, EVER apply denture fixative in the mistaken belief that it's Preparation H.

**tape** · 11-07-2007, 14:51

for fuck sake old_fat_and_hairy has made me chuckle with every post! i think he deserves his combo of PrepViagra!

**crow_bag** · 11-07-2007, 14:52

One of our cats always bring live mice in and just plays with them in the front room. Stupid gay puff of a cat.

What you need to do is stip down to your boxers wearing a red bandana and some cam cream sit on a stool in the middle of which ever room you want clearing of mice with a boyonet. When the little fucker shows up throw bayonet. Repeat until the mouse is dead.

We used to do it huntign the mice in St James' Palace guardoom. (although we didn't wear boxers)

**bigbird67** · 11-07-2007, 14:52

Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Can I borrow your Viagra and Preperation-H? Does the combination make your piles stick out?

Don't know about the impact on piles I'm afraid. What I do know is that you should never, EVER apply denture fixative in the mistaken belief that it's Preparation H.

i shouldn't imagine sticking your teeth in with pile cream is overly pleasant either!

**brighton hippy** · 11-07-2007, 14:53

your navy surrender and give it an iPod

**cloudbuster** · 11-07-2007, 14:54

Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Can I borrow your Viagra and Preperation-H? Does the combination make your piles stick out?

Don't know about the impact on piles I'm afraid. What I do know is that you should never, EVER apply denture fixative in the mistaken belief that it's Preparation H.

Nor Algipan.