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  1. 13-12-2006, 08:42 #41
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    Kidnapped Help

    If you where kidnapped, would you fight back
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  2. 13-12-2006, 08:44 #42
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    Re: Kidnapped Help

    Personally I think that it would take some time to formulate a good escape plan. :P

    Methinks possibly years...........


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  3. 13-12-2006, 08:48 #43
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    Re: My Brother

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyCaretaker
    Why
    If you need to ask that.....why post we all have the internet on here and most of us know how to search/stumble etc...
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  4. 13-12-2006, 08:59 #44
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    Re: Kidnapped Help

    Let me know where you were captured and I will go and investigate.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    how was the play?"
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  5. 13-12-2006, 09:01 #45
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    Re: My Brother

    Why is the hostage smiling ?. Oh yeah - Stockholm syndrome imminent ....
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  6. 13-12-2006, 09:12 #46
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    Re: Kidnapped Help

    And how about putting a 'NSFW' label on the thread you putz?
    Bluffing my ticket on six continents.
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  7. 13-12-2006, 13:37 #47
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    Re: Kidnapped Help

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyCaretaker
    If you where kidnapped, would you fight back
    I can eat a peach for hours
    'Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense'
    Sir winston Churchill.
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  8. 13-12-2006, 16:24 #48
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    Re: Kidnapped Help

    Knowing my luck I would be left with the fat one.
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  9. 13-12-2006, 16:32 #49
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    Re: How to say Sorry

    What a disappointment.
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  10. 13-12-2006, 16:43 #50
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    Re: How to say Sorry

    You're disappointed because he's :

    a) A cnut
    b) A plagiarizing cnut
    c) A lying cnut
    d) A walting cnut

    or answer e) All the above ?
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."



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