Thread: 5 kinds of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex.
This happens during the honey-moon,
you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage,
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids,
so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway
and say, "Fuck you!"

The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced
and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

Originally Posted by LazyCaretaker

The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage,
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

From experience, that isn't strictly confined to marriage :D

The fourth and a half kind is the one she fecks your mate coz she ran to him for a shoulder to lean on and he took advantage of her weakened defenses.

Who can blame him?It's how I get laid around here.