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14-09-2006, 12:45 #1Senior Member
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A Prayer for the Stressed
A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the arse I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work – 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday,
Finally, help me to remember that when I am having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack the bastard in the mouth.Caretaker in a Girls Ballet School ages 18 to 21
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My pirate name is:
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Mad William Kidd </div>
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Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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