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    Cake or Death?

    Cake or Death?
    "Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"

    "Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?"

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Cake, cake and then some! You're a long time dead!

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    eh? is there some hidden agenda here?
    if not then cake, infact cake anyway.
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    Death, cake is for poofs!
    Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    What sort of cake?
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    Re: Cake or Death?

    I'm sorry, we've run out of cake. We only had two pieces, we weren't expecting such a rush!
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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Any sort of cake.

    Any sort of death as well...
    "Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"

    "Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?"

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Quote Originally Posted by sandmanfez
    Death, cake is for poofs!
    There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Cake, cos 'let them eat Death' sounds so aggressive...

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    But equally, "Cake or Glory" sounds a bit like BBC's or Irish Doris's family motto
    How can what an Englishman believes be heresy? It is a contradiction in terms. GBS

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Compromise? Death by cake?

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    Cake..... I think....... cos a Death and Arrse party doesn't sound that good to me.

    Now, a cake and arrse party, that's my kind of night out.
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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Quote Originally Posted by BluntedAtBirth
    Cake, cos 'let them eat Death' sounds so aggressive...
    Imagine the American Marie Atoinette film that's coming up.

    Loads of peasants at the gate, Marie looking over them, an aide comes to her and says "The peasants are hungry, they have no bread Mi'lady."

    She ponders this for but a moment and then hoists a bren gun to her hip,

    "Then let them eat death", she opens fire into the crowd while Motorhead's "Eat the Rich" or "Killed by Death" plays over the gunfire.
    "Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"

    "Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?"

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Quote Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall
    Quote Originally Posted by sandmanfez
    Death, cake is for poofs!
    There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!
    Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

    When did you ever see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster or Charles Bronson tucking into a fondant fancy? answer, NEVER, because they were'nt poofs.
    Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Quote Originally Posted by sandmanfez
    Quote Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall
    Quote Originally Posted by sandmanfez
    Death, cake is for poofs!
    There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!
    Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

    When did you ever see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster or Charles Bronson tucking into a fondant fancy? answer, NEVER, because they were'nt poofs.
    I think they must have had some cake BEFORE they died though, at least once.
    "Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"

    "Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?"

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