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    Cake or Death?

    Cake or Death?
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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Cake, cake and then some! You're a long time dead!

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    eh? is there some hidden agenda here?
    if not then cake, infact cake anyway.
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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Death, cake is for poofs!
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    Re: Cake or Death?

    What sort of cake?
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    Re: Cake or Death?

    I'm sorry, we've run out of cake. We only had two pieces, we weren't expecting such a rush!
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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Any sort of cake.

    Any sort of death as well...
    "Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"

    "Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?"

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Quote Originally Posted by sandmanfez
    Death, cake is for poofs!
    There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    Cake, cos 'let them eat Death' sounds so aggressive...

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    Re: Cake or Death?

    But equally, "Cake or Glory" sounds a bit like BBC's or Irish Doris's family motto
    How can what an Englishman believes be heresy? It is a contradiction in terms. GBS

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