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**sandmanfez** · 13-09-2006, 15:57

Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Death, cake is for poofs!

There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!

Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

Sir, I salute you for your coming out and admitting you bend over and take one for the team but decline the reach around! :P

More cake anyone?

Of course I decline the reach around, I'm not a poof you know! Nope, just good hard manly sodomy for me thankyou, no eye contact, no christian names and definitely NO poofy cake.

**FaceLikeAPingPongBall** · 13-09-2006, 15:59

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Death, cake is for poofs!

There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!

Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

Sir, I salute you for your coming out and admitting you bend over and take one for the team but decline the reach around! :P

More cake anyone?

Of course I decline the reach around, I'm not a poof you know! Nope, just good hard manly sodomy for me thankyou, no eye contact, no christian names and definitely NO poofy cake.

Just given away your unit - 3 Para mortars I believe! :D

**Ozgerbobble** · 13-09-2006, 15:59

Whereas FLAPPB is clearly a connossieur of a lump of battenburg thrust firmly up the fritter

Cake is for homs

**Chalky** · 13-09-2006, 16:01

Originally Posted by brewmeister

I'm sorry, we've run out of cake. We only had two pieces, we weren't expecting such a rush!

So my choice is 'or death'?

Well, I'll have the chicken then, please.

**FaceLikeAPingPongBall** · 13-09-2006, 16:08

Originally Posted by Ozgerbobble

Whereas FLAPPB is clearly a connossieur of a lump of battenburg thrust firmly up the fritter

Cake is for homs

Pink pointy corner first tho

**Morty** · 13-09-2006, 16:09

Death. No, cake. No, death. erm...oh sod it. Pastry and beer disguised as cake. I'm too young for death.

**brewmeister** · 13-09-2006, 16:11

Two hundred miles is it? You b*astards! I don't know where I live now.

**Chalky** · 13-09-2006, 16:14

Originally Posted by brewmeister

Two hundred miles is it? You b*astards! I don't know where I live now.

Building a henge, are we? Tha's nice.

**sandmanfez** · 13-09-2006, 16:34

Originally Posted by Morty

I'm too young for death.

You're never too young for death. Do you think our grandfathers sat in their trenches on the Somme, nibbling pastries and worrying about death? course they didnt, they strode cheerfully into a hail of lead, with there enormous testicles swinging freely and their consciences clear of any homish, cake scoffing shenanigans.