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**BluntedAtBirth** · 13-09-2006, 15:31

Compromise? Death by cake?

**Jacob1650** · 13-09-2006, 15:34

Cake..... I think....... cos a Death and Arrse party doesn't sound that good to me.

Now, a cake and arrse party, that's my kind of night out.

**g2_loony_bin** · 13-09-2006, 15:36

Originally Posted by BluntedAtBirth

Cake, cos 'let them eat Death' sounds so aggressive...

Imagine the American Marie Atoinette film that's coming up.

Loads of peasants at the gate, Marie looking over them, an aide comes to her and says "The peasants are hungry, they have no bread Mi'lady."

She ponders this for but a moment and then hoists a bren gun to her hip,

"Then let them eat death", she opens fire into the crowd while Motorhead's "Eat the Rich" or "Killed by Death" plays over the gunfire.

**sandmanfez** · 13-09-2006, 15:37

Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Death, cake is for poofs!

There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!

Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

When did you ever see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster or Charles Bronson tucking into a fondant fancy? answer, NEVER, because they were'nt poofs.

**g2_loony_bin** · 13-09-2006, 15:38

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Death, cake is for poofs!

There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!

Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

When did you ever see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster or Charles Bronson tucking into a fondant fancy? answer, NEVER, because they were'nt poofs.

I think they must have had some cake BEFORE they died though, at least once.

**DozyBint** · 13-09-2006, 15:39

Cake of Death?

Ingredients:
6 medium eggs
340g/12oz self-raising flour
340g/12oz butter
340g/12oz caster sugar
Strychnine
Arsenic

**Supergal** · 13-09-2006, 15:42

Hash cake????

**FaceLikeAPingPongBall** · 13-09-2006, 15:44

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Death, cake is for poofs!

There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!

Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

Sir, I salute you for your coming out and admitting you bend over and take one for the team but decline the reach around! :P

More cake anyone?

**g2_loony_bin** · 13-09-2006, 15:44

Originally Posted by Supergal

Hash cake????

I wouldn't condone such a thing, but what the CDT doesn't know...

**sandmanfez** · 13-09-2006, 15:52

Originally Posted by g2_loony_bin

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Originally Posted by FaceLikeAPingPongBall

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Death, cake is for poofs!

There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!

Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

When did you ever see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster or Charles Bronson tucking into a fondant fancy? answer, NEVER, because they were'nt poofs.

I think they must have had some cake BEFORE they died though, at least once.

Nope, not even once. Its not widely known by todays less than masculine, pink shirt/moisturiser wearing girly-men, that proper, fully hetero men find it physically impossible to eat cake, quiche or fromage frais.