Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Originally Posted by cpunk

[And I will gleefully clip them round the ear and say: 'Don't fücking give me that lip, it's a cake: read the law reports'.

And they will say 'Daddy you are the only man uncooler than RTFQ' Are you ready to accept that burden and be lower than a man in a C&A suit and Pod shoes?

It's better than having his kid turn round to him and say "Daddy, why are we different colours?" like yours does. :D

I've only got one, are you suggesting she is a 'cut and shut' job?

At two and a half, she just ran into the office saying, 'Daddy why are those Jaffa cake things that poor children eat called cakes not biscuits..... its a fcukin joke'

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

I've only got one, are you suggesting she is a 'cut and shut' job?

At two and a half, she just ran into the office saying, 'Daddy why are those Jaffa cake things that poor children eat called cakes not biscuits..... its a fcukin joke'

Mate, you've really got to stop calling your downstairs bog "the office," just because you've got your Playstation and calculator in there

And read my post again numbnuts.

Originally Posted by RTFQ

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Originally Posted by cpunk

[And I will gleefully clip them round the ear and say: 'Don't fücking give me that lip, it's a cake: read the law reports'.

And they will say 'Daddy you are the only man uncooler than RTFQ' Are you ready to accept that burden and be lower than a man in a C&A suit and Pod shoes?

It's better than having his kid turn round to him and say "Daddy, why are we different colours?" like yours does. :D

Or even, 'Daddy, why does my arrse hurt so much after Mummy's 'special friend' visits'?

Originally Posted by RTFQ

And read my post again numbnuts.

Doh!

used to you popping at me, didn't realise it was for Grandpappy

You've got less chance or IDing a small arm of cake at 5 yards than you have of getting an apology from me

This news just in: 80% of soldiers prefer Cake to Death. MOD annd government shocked. Tony Blair responded to the news saying;

"...We only kept on sending them to the middle east because we thought they loved Death."

Senior MOD sources refused to comment on speculation that in future troops will be deployed to the Mr Kipling Cake Factory instead of Iraq, statiing "Operational security implications".

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Originally Posted by RTFQ

And read my post again numbnuts.

Doh!

used to you popping at me, didn't realise it was for Grandpappy

You've got less chance or IDing a small arm of cake at 5 yards than you have of getting an apology from me

Jaysus! Have they just put a mobile phone mast outside your house or something?

I was having a pop at you, by suggesting that your darling child Mbesemba, whilst no doubt proving your virility and swift fist, also reveals your previously unknown somalian heritage. Who'd have thought it?

Originally Posted by RTFQ

Mate, you've really got to stop calling your downstairs bog "the office," just because you've got your Playstation and calculator in there

I've got files, a stapler and a holepunch in there too

Go on, tell us a story about how you pack up your man portable office into your Bergan..... getting someone else to carry it before doing nothing in DPM and drawing a wage for nothing, all in the comfort of an air conditioned 39x39 with TV pumping out 24hrs Simpsons reruns.

Originally Posted by minister_doh_nut

Go on, tell us a story about how you pack up your man portable office into your Bergan..... getting someone else to carry it before doing nothing in DPM and drawing a wage for nothing, all in the comfort of an air conditioned 39x39 with TV pumping out 24hrs Simpsons reruns.

It's called spearhead and there was no air conditioning

Originally Posted by RTFQ

I was having a pop at you, by suggesting that your darling child Mbesemba, your previously unknown somalian heritage.

Mbesemba was still born.......