Check out the teeth on these two!!

**FunkyNewBlood** · 10-08-2006, 03:56

WTF!!!!

Tom, stay away, you've moved on to the set of the latest Aliens movie!! Sigorney, NNnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!

Nice long fingers on the right - could 'milk' my prostate(spl?)

**McAuslan** · 10-08-2006, 04:37

Based on the title I don't know why it even entered my head that I would be plesantly surprised. In times of hardship you would though...may have to knock them out first but where there is a will there is a way.

**AbsoluteJEM** · 10-08-2006, 04:41

Give the one on the left some credit, at least she's trying to tame them with some metal wire!

**Trevelez** · 10-08-2006, 04:47

The one on the right could eat an apple through a tennis racket

**biscuits** · 10-08-2006, 06:04

Fussy cnuts, they'd both get it twice! :D

**A_Knocker_Till_The_End** · 10-08-2006, 06:20

Originally Posted by Trevelez

The one on the right could eat an apple through a tennis racket

or a chain link fence.

**Futsukayoi** · 10-08-2006, 06:39

Ah Japan probably the highest paid dentists in the world and the worst teeth. Trouble is to qualify costs about a million US or more but no-one fails.

Still always been partial to a blow job from a girl with braces, beats tongue pircings any day.

**Green_Goblin** · 10-08-2006, 10:21

Wouldn't want the one with the braces to give you a nosh!

**Ronnie8781** · 10-08-2006, 10:24

They could both eat an apple through a letter box!!!

**sandmanfez** · 10-08-2006, 10:27

Fcuk me! its an oriental Cilla Black!!

"Whats it all about Alfieeeeeeeeeeee?" :D

**freedomofspeech** · 10-08-2006, 10:39

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Fcuk me! its an oriental Cilla Black!!

"Whats it all about Alfieeeeeeeeeeee?" :D

or goofy reincarnated.

**Trevelez** · 10-08-2006, 10:47

They're not quite Austin's twins, Fook Yu and Fook Mi.

**FunkyNewBlood** · 11-08-2006, 15:20

Originally Posted by Scorptin

Wouldn't want the one with the braces to give you a nosh!

No, you're right, but I could do with some cheese grating . . . . . mature cheddar not bell-smeg!

**EAGLE1** · 11-08-2006, 23:07

Take the one on the left down to the pub to meet your mates tell them she's your new girlfriend.

Then say "Say cheese for the lads babe".

Then keep a straight face and say why are you all fucking laughing?