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**freedomofspeech** · 10-08-2006, 10:39

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Fcuk me! its an oriental Cilla Black!!

"Whats it all about Alfieeeeeeeeeeee?" :D

or goofy reincarnated.

**Trevelez** · 10-08-2006, 10:47

They're not quite Austin's twins, Fook Yu and Fook Mi.

**FunkyNewBlood** · 11-08-2006, 15:20

Originally Posted by Scorptin

Wouldn't want the one with the braces to give you a nosh!

No, you're right, but I could do with some cheese grating . . . . . mature cheddar not bell-smeg!

**EAGLE1** · 11-08-2006, 23:07

Take the one on the left down to the pub to meet your mates tell them she's your new girlfriend.

Then say "Say cheese for the lads babe".

Then keep a straight face and say why are you all fucking laughing?

**Pillager** · 11-08-2006, 23:10

Would it be because your new girlfriend looks like Tom Cruise?

**Bat_Crab** · 12-08-2006, 05:53

Being Japanese women should they not be partaking in some bukkake, dressing as schoolgirls/selling their used pants for the pleasure of businessmen or at least trying to talk Tom into starring in a scat movie?

Maybe I shouldn't base national stereotypes on internet experience alone...