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  1. 10-08-2006, 03:53 #1
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    Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    Fern Britton says fans are obsessed with her chest.

    The This Morning presenter has become an internet sex symbol and says it's all thanks to her ample clevage.

    According to Heat magazine she said: "It's all about my t*ts, isn't it? I am what I am, I didn't always look like this but now I do.

    "I keep as fit as I can but nothing seems to happen. You just have to get on with life. As long as my husband and my kids are happy, that's fine."
    Or maybe 12 year old spotty boys are confusing you with Fern Cotton? I know its happened to me. . . . . .



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  2. 10-08-2006, 04:15 #2
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    If she came around my way it would be all over her t!ts.
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  3. 10-08-2006, 06:22 #3
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    fat chicks need cuddles to !!!!
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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  4. 10-08-2006, 06:40 #4
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    Of course its her t**S only reason i watch her MMMMMM!!
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    Quote Originally Posted by MSI64
    Of course its her t**S only reason i watch her MMMMMM!!
    But as soon as they were released from their ample restraints, her t1ts would disappear under her arm pits. I wouldnt want to brush my face past her armpits to get a suck of her nipples, she looks like she can sweat for her country.
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    She's right.
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    you know you would.........

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    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    i would have to roll her in flour to find her wet spot.
    kills bugs dead
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    slap that an ride her ripples
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    She might break wind to point you in the right direction
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    Quote Originally Posted by freedomofspeech
    i would have to roll her in flour to find her wet spot.
    because you have never done that before, have you
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    I'd seriously spit roast her - I know she's big but very sexy I reckon and I reckon she know's what she's doing - very dirty girl!!
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    All over them perhaps!!!!
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    Will have to grease her up with baby-oil first!
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    Re: Fern Britton claims its all about her t!ts

    Quote Originally Posted by A_Knocker_Till_The_End
    Quote Originally Posted by freedomofspeech
    i would have to roll her in flour to find her wet spot.
    because you have never done that before, have you
    its a fetish of mine you have to try it sometime.
    you might like it.
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