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    Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Jade Goody IQ

    Just as I thought that her IQ could not dip any further, this is spouted from her divine lips. Hope that her partner is hunting her intelligence rather than her good looks............

    Sorry.....how long is a mile???????


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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Why is everyone so mean to her? She's a lovely person... :P


    Right, and now for the slagging - Stupid cow, so many people want to run the marathon for good causes and that fat, stupid bint stopped someone from fulfilling their dream. Cow.

    To give her credit 21miles wasn't a bad effort and at least she kept going til she collapsed... fat cow...
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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by crabby
    Why is everyone so mean to her? She's a lovely person... :P


    Right, and now for the slagging - Stupid cow, so many people want to run the marathon for good causes and that fat, stupid bint stopped someone from fulfilling their dream. Cow.

    To give her credit 21miles wasn't a bad effort and at least she kept going til she collapsed... fat cow...

    Don't dress it up crabby.....just say what you mean. :D


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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Yes, I'm pumping just thinking about her

    Anyone got any tissues? :P
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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Just wait until you have seen her stretch marks............does it for me.



    See, I told you I was sick


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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    I think she has found her niche in the world of celebrity

    Most people don a stupid, unfeasibly ugly or ridiculous appearance to raise extra money before taking part.

    She was born with her own ready built ridiculous appearance/persona

    Who said z list celebrities were worthless?

    Only shame is that the marathon has to end because while the ugly bint is out of breath we don't have to hear her inane chatter.

    Now if David Blane wants to impress me he would spend 7 days suspended in a glass box with her, of course assuming they could find a crane that could elevate her fat lard arse into the air in the first place.

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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fiji_Bob
    I think she has found her niche in the world of celebrity

    Most people don a stupid, unfeasibly ugly or ridiculous appearance to raise extra money before taking part.

    She was born with her own ready built ridiculous appearance/persona

    She paid a well known Essex cosmetic surgeon to look like that. A tidy sum I can tell you!!!

    Who said z list celebrities were worthless?

    I wish I had half of what she makes. Ugly or not.......give it to me!!

    Only shame is that the marathon has to end because while the ugly bint is out of breath we don't have to hear her inane chatter.

    Now if David Blane wants to impress me he would spend 7 days suspended in a glass box with her, of course assuming they could find a crane that could elevate her fat lard arse into the air in the first place.
    He is welcome to the pleasure of whatever it is......

    On the other hand....bu@@er the money, she is a grunter and no amount of cosmetic surgery will alter that. Nature never lies

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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by crabby
    Why is everyone so mean to her? She's a lovely person... :P


    Right, and now for the slagging - Stupid cow, so many people want to run the marathon for good causes and that fat, stupid bint stopped someone from fulfilling their dream. Cow.

    To give her credit 21miles wasn't a bad effort and at least she kept going til she collapsed... fat cow...

    [Quote] I'll be honest, I didn't take it seriously which is really bad of me because there's people out there who actually want to do the marathon," said Jade, 25.

    May be jade did not take things seriously but She raised £850 aprox for her selected charity, the NSPCC

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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by crabby
    Why is everyone so mean to her? She's a lovely person... :P


    Right, and now for the slagging - Stupid cow, so many people want to run the marathon for good causes and that fat, stupid bint stopped someone from fulfilling their dream. Cow.

    To give her credit 21miles wasn't a bad effort and at least she kept going til she collapsed... fat cow...
    Wouldn't it have been more in the spirit to have completed but in a slower time? Who was that boxer that took a week or so to finish because he could barely walk due to being nearly paralysed for life after a fight?

    Oh sod it.......! yes she does make that whale that floated up the Thames look anorexic!
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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Green_Homer.......stop being nasty to whales. Just because beauty is skin deep and Jade is inside out is not a reason to mock

    Don't mock the afflicted..........well don't get caught!!


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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Lets be honest the fat, ugly, useless retarded munter managed 21miles when potential recruits near enough die doing the 1.5mile.

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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Birdy
    Lets be honest the fat, ugly, useless retarded munter managed 21miles when potential recruits near enough die doing the 1.5mile.

    Birdy, there must have been food at the finish line. Incentive always works


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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by fastmedic
    Quote Originally Posted by Birdy
    Lets be honest the fat, ugly, useless retarded munter managed 21miles when potential recruits near enough die doing the 1.5mile.

    Birdy, there must have been food at the finish line. Incentive always works


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    Thank god you didn't mention a kebab. Would bring back flashbacks of the ol Jade's kebab moment on Big Brother, Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Birdy
    Quote Originally Posted by fastmedic
    Quote Originally Posted by Birdy
    Lets be honest the fat, ugly, useless retarded munter managed 21miles when potential recruits near enough die doing the 1.5mile.

    Birdy, there must have been food at the finish line. Incentive always works


    fastmedic
    Thank god you didn't mention a kebab. Would bring back flashbacks of the ol Jade's kebab moment on Big Brother, Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    Do you mean this moment?


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    Re: Jade Goody.....say no more!!!

    Thank's Guko,Just got up,having breakfast & see THAT minger stareing from my pc screen!Put me right off my Shreddies!

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