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    Do you have to shower in front of other lads in the TA?

    Just a quick random question.

    Do you have to shower in front of other lads in the TA? Like, do you actually shower together?


    Thank you for your time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Aviator View Post
    Just a quick random question.

    Do you have to shower in front of other lads in the TA? Like, do you actually shower together?


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    worried that you've got a little willy????
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    Yeah you have to touch willies and wash each others bums too

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    I liked the part where we used to flick our towels at each other whilst shouting whoo hoo in the showers!..I wasn't TA I just liked doing it.
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    Do you have to shower in front of other lads in the TA?

    Do it with your pants on like a ghurka you lessa.

    Hope this helps

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    No you can also be a grotty cunt.

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    Driver: You forgot the bit where you have to let your immediate superior (that's "line manager" in civvie speak) fuck you up the arrse without so much as a reach-round (my brother is a Loggie and he regales me all the time about shower-time etiquette for raping young soldiers.

    I always ordered my soldiers to spend at least 2 hours in the showers and no-one was allowed home on a Sunday evening unless their rectum was fully prolapsed. I have a small cock, but I enjoyed forcing all those with a lower rank than me to suck it like a Swedish vacuum pump in a vain effort to make me able to impersonate Mr. Holmes (before the AIDS kicked in, obviously).

    Original poster: I'll rape you like a young mulatto in a Brazilian penitentiary if I ever meet you.




    Now will someone please take the original poster outside, fuck him in the arrse so he knows what size a proper cock should be, and then slit his throat? Please? EUR 50 in it to the man who gets the job done...
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    [QUOTE=The Aviator;4607114]Just a quick random question.

    Do you have to shower [COLOR=#ff0000][B]in front[/B][/COLOR] of other lads in the TA? Like, do you actually shower together?


    Thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]

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    Shower together??

    Oh no my friend. Its all en-suite nowadays.
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