Discuss Do you have to shower in front of other lads in the TA? in The ARRSE Hole on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by The Aviator
No gentlemen I have a birth defect that I'd rather keep concealed. Slightly awkward I know.
Don't worry I have 3 testicles too, everyone was far to polite to mention ...
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Don't worry I have 3 testicles too, everyone was far to polite to mention it.
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- 09-09-2012, 11:12 #62So, you can have a threesome all on your lonesome? Originally Posted by adouglasmhor It was like that when I got here.
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If the op was to dye his pubes aswell as his head, then no one would know that he was really ginger.
adouglasmhor likes this.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
- 09-09-2012, 12:06 #64What kind of a defect are we talking here? The more you try to conceal it, the greater the humour value when it is eventually revealed. You just can't keep some things hidden in the close proximity of the forces. Originally Posted by The Aviator
When I was in training we had a lad in my troop with 6 nipples, 3 on either side in a perfect line as a bitch dog would have. They were not proper nipples as were the top 2, more like chicken pock scars, but had been medically diagnosed as nipples.
Think it was something to do with his mum being raped by a wolf.
(I made that last bit up).
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That would be Romulus IX (Hispanic) Legion.
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A serious answer to the OP's initial question;
Yes you do shower together in the TA but only with members of your own sex. You may be accommodated in some barracks that have individual shower cubicles. In older establishments it will more likely be lots of shower heads within one large wet room.
Whatever the establishment though, with the TA you will be guaranteed to witness some of the most obese waste of skin in your life.
Mainly because the vast majority of the TA are ASDA employees who occasionally wear military uniform."Two in the goo, one in the poo".
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Do you have to shower in front of other lads in the TA?
I once had to shower with a Polar bear and three penguins.
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Do you have to shower in front of other lads in the TA?
Did you piss on them when they had their eyes closed? Originally Posted by Hexitele
You can do that and they won't even notice.Drivers_log likes this.One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.
- 09-09-2012, 22:58 #69
As your avatar is named The_Aviator I assume you know the AAC have a tradition for everyone to do the "willy helicopter" when entering and leaving the shower?
I posted a video in the NAAFI once to explain this but I got an O2 tag...For where thou art, there is the world itself, and where thou art not, desolation.
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What a load of bollocks! Originally Posted by adouglasmhor
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