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Discuss Intro thread rubbish in The ARRSE Hole on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Albertous Hi stateofMind, fancy a long holiday in the Caribbean? All expenses paid! Well I will buy the handcuffs, black nasty and ballgag. So kind of you to offer but I'd prefer ...
  1. 19-08-2012, 15:42 #1
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    Intro thread rubbish

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    Hi stateofMind, fancy a long holiday in the Caribbean? All expenses paid! Well I will buy the handcuffs, black nasty and ballgag.
    So kind of you to offer but I'd prefer a dick gag and ropes!
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    Nobby Sapper, I'll grab a red marker now and draw one on as long as you lads aren't going to come at me with a Trojan!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stateofmind View Post
    So kind of you to offer but I'd prefer a dick gag and ropes!
    You gonna fit in just fine, Yessssssssssssireeeeee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stateofmind View Post
    Nobby Sapper, I'll grab a red marker now and draw one on as long as you lads aren't going to come at me with a Trojan!
    No no rough stuff, not at first anyway.
    Where you gonna put your target?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
    You gonna fit in just fine, Yessssssssssssireeeeee!
    I'm watching you.........
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    Well some of my finer points are that I'm rude, crude and animalistic so this could be fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I'm watching you.........
    Sluggy, hold on while I park up. I can "dog" properly then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
    No no rough stuff, not at first anyway.
    Where you gonna put your target?
    That's a hard one ;) tits or arse, I can't decide!
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    You've got to love the net...you can say things that usually only come out after LOTS of alofrol.
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    [QUOTE=stateofmind;4574718]That's a hard one ;) tits or arse, I can't decide![/QUOTE]

    Tits :) Then if I get excited the over shoot might get your face!!!
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