ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Robbeaus** · 08-08-2012, 11:41

Morning Arrsers

Time to rise and shine

Bit later than normal but after your double Bonkerzam, last night, I thought I would give you a lie in this am. Kind I am.
Obi, given that I am back, the drivill that I cared that Queenie, Snail and Jarrod were mainlining is just that Cock.
However on reflection it did seem apt to me that given the large amount of your life spent on line, that socialising must be difficult if not impossible. So on reflection, I feel the following must be a better handle?

So, Queenie, Billy No Mates 1 (BNM1), Snail, Billy No Mates 2 (BNM2) Jarrod, Billy No Mates 3 (BNM3), now write them down so that you don't forget them. Do not, I repeat do not, seek Nurssie Work Experiance, Rovers help with the numbers. Whilst you have been here, he made a right cock up of the economic Maths? The country is in a right state. Didn't stop him handing shed loads of money to his mates, and the wanks though, neither of whome have the ability to get us out of the hole they put the country in.

Finally, JP47, is no longer with us, he took the mess webley and did the decent thing, last night after his appalling performance on here yesterday. However, word on the ground is that one of the wibblers, was so upset, he has donned JP47's handle, and is passing himself of as a pucker Arrser. You have been warned.

So on with today's agenda, at 644, I feel the post is flagging, and we need a bit of motivation to go for the big G!
Remember Bnm3 has set the standard with enough posts to win him the x-ray specs, as well as the shower foot cleaning tool and the novelty back scratcher, you too can very easily put yourself up for those stunning gifts by simply leaping to your keyboards. On offer cock, cock and more cock, what ever your febril imaginations can come up with. Personally I am so going to rip Victoria Pendletons hoop, once we get to the big 1k.

Oh yes it has come to my attention that some of yous are trespassing in the group sections? Know you know that is well hands off as that relates to specialities, of which none of you are concerned with, and are much more likely to ensure ROPs and spells in the corner house. But what I will say now that some of you are having, driving lessons, if you could just let those of us who take pride in our (in my case latent) professionalism at the wheel of a big rig, know when you are out on the road and where? So that we can take steps to avoid you?

So that's is my chickens flock to it, bust an egg, and go for GOLD!

**Markintime** · 08-08-2012, 11:44

If any of you can bother to read that can you let me know if there are any interesting bits? Ta.

**bobthedog** · 08-08-2012, 11:53

Originally Posted by Robbeaus

Morning Arrsers

Time to rise and shine

Bit later than normal but after your double Bonkerzam, last night, I thought I would give you a lie in this am. Kind I am.
Obi, given that I am back, the drivill that I cared that Queenie, Snail and Jarrod were mainlining is just that Cock.
However on reflection it did seem apt to me that given the large amount of your life spent on line, that socialising must be difficult if not impossible. So on reflection, I feel the following must be a better handle?

So, Queenie, Billy No Mates 1 (BNM1), Snail, Billy No Mates 2 (BNM2) Jarrod, Billy No Mates 3 (BNM3), now write them down so that you don't forget them. Do not, I repeat do not, seek Nurssie Work Experiance, Rovers help with the numbers. Whilst you have been here, he made a right cock up of the economic Maths? The country is in a right state. Didn't stop him handing shed loads of money to his mates, and the wanks though, neither of whome have the ability to get us out of the hole they put the country in.

Finally, JP47, is no longer with us, he took the mess webley and did the decent thing, last night after his appalling performance on here yesterday. However, word on the ground is that one of the wibblers, was so upset, he has donned JP47's handle, and is passing himself of as a pucker Arrser. You have been warned.

So on with today's agenda, at 644, I feel the post is flagging, and we need a bit of motivation to go for the big G!
Remember Bnm3 has set the standard with enough posts to win him the x-ray specs, as well as the shower foot cleaning tool and the novelty back scratcher, you too can very easily put yourself up for those stunning gifts by simply leaping to your keyboards. On offer cock, cock and more cock, what ever your febril imaginations can come up with. Personally I am so going to rip Victoria Pendletons hoop, once we get to the big 1k.

Oh yes it has come to my attention that some of yous are trespassing in the group sections? Know you know that is well hands off as that relates to specialities, of which none of you are concerned with, and are much more likely to ensure ROPs and spells in the corner house. But what I will say now that some of you are having, driving lessons, if you could just let those of us who take pride in our (in my case latent) professionalism at the wheel of a big rig, know when you are out on the road and where? So that we can take steps to avoid you?

So that's is my chickens flock to it, bust an egg, and go for GOLD!

You're a fucking junkied wanker!

**cuckingfunt** · 08-08-2012, 11:53

Originally Posted by verticalgyro

You shitcunt.

Why do you call Bravo_Bravo shitcunt?

I think he is quite good at it.

**Robbeaus** · 08-08-2012, 11:53

Originally Posted by Markintime

If any of you can bother to read that can you let me know if there are any interesting bits? Ta.

Morning Markintime, at 648ppp, just the sort of support we need for the attempt on G. Your not going to resurrect at JP47, are you?
Next?

**jarrod248** · 08-08-2012, 11:54

Cheap Petrol & Diesel: Cut your fuel spend by a third...
Not to be sniffed at... oh wait.

**Robbeaus** · 08-08-2012, 11:55

Originally Posted by bobthedog

You're a fucking junkied wanker!

Morning bob da bitch, your a bit of a gayer in terms of PPE, can you take your self for a walk, or boil your ed, and leave room for the proffessionals?
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