ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Robbeaus** · 06-08-2012, 21:49

Originally Posted by Joker62

I think you'll find that you can drink it, it's a liquid after all. It's just recommended not to drink it due to it's harmful corrosive nature. The label actually reads "if swallowed, rinse mouth with plenty of water"

Thanks Joker, I never knew that, it's amazing what help you can get on Arrse these days. Civy cunt

**jimmys_best_mate** · 06-08-2012, 21:50

Originally Posted by Robbeaus

Sinner remove the wings, you arn't fit or capable to begin to understand what it takes to earn those.

A trade course?

You don't even need quals to become one! Puts you on the same level as Pioneers doesn't it?

**Joker62** · 06-08-2012, 21:50

Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon

Same advice when 'plating the Slug'

That surely recommends gargling with Domestos?

**Door_Bundle** · 06-08-2012, 21:50

Originally Posted by Joker62

I think you'll find that you can drink it, it's a liquid after all. It's just recommended not to drink it due to it's harmful corrosive nature. The label actually reads "if swallowed, rinse mouth with plenty of water"

Talking of Domestos, is Robbeaus an alcoholic? He ticks all the boxes, gongless, cold war pissflap who's thick as fuck, illiterate and talks shit.

**Joker62** · 06-08-2012, 21:51

Originally Posted by Robbeaus

Thanks Joker, I never knew that, it's amazing what help you can get on Arrse these days. Civy cunt

Ex serving cunt, if you don't mind, retard!

**CQMS** · 06-08-2012, 21:51

Originally Posted by Joker62

I think you'll find that you can drink it, it's a liquid after all. It's just recommended not to drink it due to it's harmful corrosive nature. The label actually reads "if swallowed, rinse mouth with plenty of water"

Only girls and hermers do that, all rufty tufty toms can transmute domestic cleaning fluid into alcohol.

**Robbeaus** · 06-08-2012, 21:52

Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon

Same advice when 'plating the Slug'

Your not still here Joey? Shouldn't let your shift supervisor find out you on the web, remember what you parole officer said about Internet use and modern search trackers? They will soon track done the kiddy porn you've been wanking over. You really are a Civy cunt.

**JoeyDeacon** · 06-08-2012, 21:53

Originally Posted by Door_Bundle

Talking of Domestos, is Robbeaus an alcoholic? He ticks all the boxes, gongless, cold war pissflap who's thick as fuck, illiterate and talks shit.

Sounds like me...do i know you

**Joker62** · 06-08-2012, 21:53

Originally Posted by Robbeaus

Thanks Joker, I never knew that, it's amazing what help you can get on Arrse these days. Civy cunt

Plus it helps if you can actually read, which judging by your posts, you can't or you would make some kind of effort to correct all the spelling mistakes or do you just throw a bag of marbles on the keyboard and wait for them to stop bouncing on the letters before hitting the "post quick reply" button

**steven seagull** · 06-08-2012, 21:56

Isn't it strange that Robbeaus keeps banging on abouthow your avatar should reflect your service because when he joined he had an image of a pisshead.

It wasn't until he'd had time to read Arrse for a few months that his 'Super DHL despatch rider' persona arrived.

I think he's a walt.