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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaDog View Post
    Are there any more crayons? Mine got eaten.




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    Do something like this and sit back for 100 years. Could fetch $119.9 million at Sotheby's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post

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    Two weeks holiday on Rockall with your friend Skippy - the bush kangaroo

    Yeah. I bet you thought I had forgotten about Skippy the fucking Bush Kangaroo, didn't you? Bastard. I don't sleep. I wait. Watch yourself around mirrors would be my advice.
    Are you Arrse's Candyman? Looking in mirror saying "TheIronDuke, TheIronDuke, TheIronDuke, TheIronDuke and Skippy like candy"

    Nothing happened, you're a fake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
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    What do I win?
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    A worthy contender I think!

    Electronic copy. Signed on the original...

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    ^ Nah, TID's bonus win is a week's visit by Tracey Emin to his holiday on Rockall with Skippy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine View Post
    Do something like this and sit back for 100 years. Could fetch $119.9 million at Sotheby's.
    Did you take that picture through a gloryhole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Ages back when Boy was small I made a Pokemon colouring book for him, and then some for his school chums too. If I still have it on disc some where, I'll contribute a copy. Bloody decent of me isn't it!
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    Many sorries, the pokemeon colouring book has gone forever...

    So instead I'll offer you, Home | crayola.com where you can find about products, colouring pages galore, and loads of inspirational pages.

    Enjoy.
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