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Discuss CMT info? in The ARRSE Hole on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by jarrod248 Lube up there's a good lad. Water or oil based? I've got both...
  1. 06-06-2012, 19:31 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Lube up there's a good lad.
    Water or oil based? I've got both
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Blair
    I am a cunt, but Big Dog really was nails
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Lube up there's a good lad.
    Water or oil based? I have both
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Blair
    I am a cunt, but Big Dog really was nails
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    I like it dry...with eye contact!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by daniel89 View Post
    I like it dry...with eye contact!!
    You'll take it as it comes.
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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    Quote Originally Posted by nobbyd View Post
    Water or oil based? I have both
    Get in line you're next.
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
    RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.
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    Fine....but im not gonna enjoy it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daniel89 View Post
    Fine....but im not gonna enjoy it.
    Leave that to me and this cock won't suck itself.
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Leave that to me and this cock won't suck itself.
    I've got a laryngeal mask here, if you need some visual stimulation
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Blair
    I am a cunt, but Big Dog really was nails
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    Quote Originally Posted by nobbyd View Post
    I've got a laryngeal mask here, if you need some visual stimulation
    What with my astigmatism ?
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
    RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.
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    You have a way with the words.
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