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    Senior Member Ciggie's Avatar
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    Wheetabix has gone

    Gosh. What can a man eat in the morning to get away the taste of fish?
    Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.

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    Just suck a mint to take away the taste of your boyfriends jizz.
    Warning, this post contains some flash photography.

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    Lift up your dog's tail and eat his sphincter.....

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    Has Weetabix gone too?
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    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

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    Aparently the company that made the brek has gone all muesli
    Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.

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    Gosh??

    Fucking mincer.
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciggie View Post
    Gosh. What can a man eat in the morning to get away the taste of fish?

    Kippers?
    Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.

    And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

    And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......

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    Apparently the Canadian firm that manufactures it for Canadian and US market will keep making it. As of today, a Chinese company is buying a controlling interest in Weetabix. Not sure what that means, might mean all the jobs and manufacturing will move to China
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    Surely it would be uneconomic to produce a breakfast cereal so far from the consumer?
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    Well now the Chinks have bought Weetabix I won't be eating them anymore. They'll be like a Chinese takeaway... you'll be feckin' starving half an hour after eating them.
    Qui cum canibus concumbunt cum pulicibus surgent.

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