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Discuss I'm joining the Paras soon and I've got a girlfriend please may I have some info in The ARRSE Hole on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by kilo42 For fucks sake, watch out fellow crabs. Now the Sojers wives club are getting in on the act. Did you think that one up all by yourself over your breakfast Gin ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kilo42 View Post
    For fucks sake, watch out fellow crabs. Now the Sojers wives club are getting in on the act. Did you think that one up all by yourself over your breakfast Gin Sharon, or did you pick it up from soldier sixty nine ? Bet you all stand there in your curlers instructing little Tracey and Dale on the evils that lurks inside every RAF uniform. My heart pumps pure piss for you.
    If you ever associate the name Dale with the RAF again, I'm going to nack you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollsteeth View Post
    I thought you were a chick.
    Would you like me to be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollsteeth View Post
    Arrse used to be a decent website you know.
    18.34-19.07 on the 23/6/2008 if I remember rightly
    "Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' Gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Mr Kipling Poet and baker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    If you ever associate the name Dale with the RAF again, I'm going to nack you.
    Why would that be, pray tell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wet_blobby View Post
    Would you like me to be?
    yeah, your name can be Holly and you have a predilection for anal sex and cooking honey roast parsnips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollsteeth View Post
    I thought you were a chick.
    Quote Originally Posted by wet_blobby View Post
    Would you like me to be?
    He's got a good set of top bollocks.
    "Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' Gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Mr Kipling Poet and baker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kilo42 View Post
    Why would that be, pray tell.
    Don't. Just don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kilo42 View Post
    Why would that be, pray tell.
    Some of my best friends are crabs
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Don't. Just don't.
    You don't frighten me, I have survived the Bermuda triangle. Well O.K maybe you do, just a little
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollsteeth View Post
    yeah, your name can be Holly and you have a predilection for anal sex and cooking honey roast parsnips.
    Holly..?

    The rest seems OK but please, Holly?

    Can you call me Maddie? the role play games could be so much more fun.
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