ARmy Rumour SErvice

**batfink5537** · 22-04-2012, 08:22

Originally Posted by Gungythree

The merong has already posted the same thread before, tosser.

Just got accepted for the Paras, I'd like a little bit more info regarding weekends?

Yeah he will get filled in on day one & that's if he actually is joining which I doubt, 17 year old Mcdonalds employee Walt' Mcdonalds employ cheap poles not scum bag council estate Chavs. His GF is probably getting a visit by Leroy & Winston while he is getting stoned with his mates.

**JoeyDeacon** · 22-04-2012, 08:30

Originally Posted by L/Cpl J. Kelly

Hi everyone,

A really serious question here, I know you all joke around but me and my girlfriend are a bit worried about how much time we'll get to see each other when I go to Catterick, I'm just wondering will I get most weekends home? will there be much contact with her? has anybody else had a relationship that's worked well in the Army? we've got 100% complete trust so that wouldn't be an issue so long as we could see each other atleast 2 days a week and talk everything should be ok, I know going on tour/operations is a big chunk taken out of time but please can somebody give me more information I'd be very grateful!

Thankyou!

Time is short as the Marathons about to start so my advice would be to carefully consider your relationship with your girlfriend and then once you have reached a decision going forward you should fuck off and die you dribbling shitcunt.

**anglian-sam** · 22-04-2012, 08:36

The cnut is also a manc i love it wants to know what lifes gona be like in colchester put it this way mate with attitude like that youll spend more time in the hospital up there that doing anythink army wise buck up ur idea's and ur attitude if you cant take a little joke on the net then face to face you will get filled.

And do you think all those so called crap hats are gona like a jumped up little fucker thats never done a tour in hes life banging on about how hard and steely eyed he is YOU will end up in the trauma unit fast now take a rain check and do one you will not make it i will garantee that when u dont pass p-coy get put in with the crap hats if you even get that far then ur gona fill bit of a cock aint you.

I have money on you after week one phoneing mummy and the gf to say the bad men are makeing me do things i dont wana there so mean ill be back in Manchester soon to sign on like the rest of my family u complete twat.

**panzerknacker** · 22-04-2012, 08:39

Fucking hell, do we have the inhibatitants of Imber Village swamping the site?

**Queensman** · 22-04-2012, 08:53

Originally Posted by L/Cpl J. Kelly

Hi everyone,..... me and my girlfriend are a bit worried ....

And you're quite right to be.

A pound to a pinch of the proverbial, you'll be posting on the Dear John board within the first month. If I were you I'd be more worried about some involuntary bum-love and and invitation to play 'Mummies & Daddies' with some gungy JNCO - 'come here and suck Mummy's cock' and all that!

Good luck.

**anglian-sam** · 22-04-2012, 08:54

Not a wind up at all, crap hat... I was beign genuinely serious when I posed the question, half heartedly anyway, I've asked so many question on this website and NEVEr gotten a seriosu answer, which leads me to suspect you're all jsut middle aged fat cunts cracking off to japanese porn, wiping your hands on your t- shirts, then click on the 'ARRSE' tab and having a little cunt fest on someone who'se going somewhere in life....

By the way mate going by this post underlined dont you think this could have something todo with you seeing as everyone thinks ur a bit of a mong and a jumped up little cnut

**Rox101** · 22-04-2012, 08:58

Originally Posted by anglian-sam

The cnut is also a manc i love it wants to know what lifes gona be like in colchester put it this way mate with attitude like that youll spend more time in the hospital up there that doing anythink army wise buck up ur idea's and ur attitude if you cant take a little joke on the net then face to face you will get filled.

And do you think all those so called crap hats are gona like a jumped up little fucker thats never done a tour in hes life banging on about how hard and steely eyed he is YOU will end up in the trauma unit fast now take a rain check and do one you will not make it i will garantee that when u dont pass p-coy get put in with the crap hats if you even get that far then ur gona fill bit of a cock aint you.

I have money on you after week one phoneing mummy and the gf to say the bad men are makeing me do things i dont wana there so mean ill be back in Manchester soon to sign on like the rest of my family u complete twat.

I really like your use of punctuation in emphasising the chap’s shortcomings. Not to mention your spelling. Genius.

**The_Snail** · 22-04-2012, 09:00

Originally Posted by panzerknacker

Fucking hell, do we have the inhibatitants of Imber Village swamping the site?

Do you think he knows what day we get paid this month?

**anglian-sam** · 22-04-2012, 09:04

Sorry didnt know i was in an exam mate but thaks ill take it on board and bin it straight away by the way didnt fight anyone by throwing punctuation and spelling at them,Now maybe if i was a solicitor i would actually need the right punchuation and spelling but no im not, But thanks rox101 im indeed in ur debt of knowledge.

**wet_blobby** · 22-04-2012, 09:07

Anyone asked to see a photo of this mythical girlfriend, no?

Allow me.

Come on then fucknuts, you know the rules, a tits out photo of the moose for the lads please.